Mr Pothead & Mudz

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[two-dense]

Introductory Post

Hey so this is an incorrect quotes fan blog for the popular virtual band, Gorillaz. You can call me Mr. Pothead, Mr. Pot, or just Two Dense.

There will be gay shit. There will be headcanons [and it is canon that Murdoc is not straight, and has been labeled within canon lore as bisexual since 2004; source].

I myself am a queer trans man, so anyone who comes at me with the "LgBtQ hEaDcAnOnS aRe uNrEaLiStIc!!1!1!1!1!" argument will get blocked. I have not seen a straight person in 5+ years, if anything straight headcanons are unrealistic. And shipping is gonna happen... deal with it (with the exception of Noodle because she is the baby of the band, and if there are ship posts made including her, she will be 18-21+).

This is also not the place to bring hate for addicts because Gorillaz lore is full of substance and alcohol use, and I myself plus ones I love have all struggled with these things.

Anyway!!! Once I figure out how to pin this post on my account, I will. Taaaaaaaaaanks.

xx Mr. Pothead

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murdoc: shrimps is bugs

2D: what the fuck- Mudz??? how DRUNK are you-?!

murdoc, giggling like a tiny baby: shrimps is bugs, Stu!!!

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✨Inspired by a true series of unfortunate events✨

[Mudz was drunk beyond repair and high out of his mind, as usual. Mr. P. was there, as usual. Stupidity ensued, as usual.]

-MUDZ

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Noodle: I'm sad

Murdoc: Why? Who do I need to kill? WHAT

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Murdoc: Top ten jobs I should have!

2D: Okay-

Murdoc: Number one: Cult leader.

2D: ಠ_ಠ

[s4dpngs]

[viralfrog]

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Murdoc: *holding up a grill grate in front of his face* 2D: What on earth are you doing? Murdoc: I'm in jail, Stu! 2D: *deep sigh* Why? Murdoc: 'Cos. 2D: Why? Murdoc: I stole your heart! 2D: ಠ_ಠ Murdoc: And your wallet. 2D: MotherFUC---

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Murdoc: Shrimps is bugs.

2D: What the fuck- Mudz??? how DRUNK are you-?!

Murdoc, giggling like a tiny baby: Shrimps is bugs, Stu!!!

[selkiefluff]

2doctober 2023 Day 1 - (First) Kiss

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xx Mr. Pot

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Murdoc: hey 2D, if you pour bleach in the toilet after you pee in it, it'll get the toilet cleaner when you flush it! 2D: Really? Russ: Please do not encourage the middle-aged man with a traumatic brain injury to create mustard gas.

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2D: You know what, Mudz? Fuck you. *un-Incs his Feel Good*

Murdoc: Stu, what the fuck

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sorry we haven't been posting very often, Mudz and I have been dealing with some rather serious issues lately that we would rather keep private.

don't worry, he and I are still great friends with one another and this has nothing to do with our friendship. we are both dealing with a very scary situation and we may be very inactive for the foreseeable future.

thank you for supporting two-dense in this tough time<3

I, in the meantime, will try to crank out some posts throughout each week.

xx Mr. Pot

[two-dense]

which one of you horny fuckers made a pervy 2D character.ai 🔪🔪🔪

xx Mr. Pothead

[glowrillaz]

2023 / 2018

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2D, fumbling around his pockets looking for a lighter: Eh, mate can I get a cig?

Murdoc, handing him the cigarette he just lit for himself: Here ya go.

2D, after a few minutes of passing the cigarette back and forth: Wait- Murdoc?! We-??? Did we share an indirect kiss?!?!?!

Murdoc: Stuart? We’ve been married for-

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2D, casually walking into the recording studio at 3 in the morning: H-hey Murdoc… where do you typically get your weed from? No reason. Just wondering.

Murdoc, not bothering to look away from the bass he’s tuning: Well now, ducky, I’ve never been one to give up my suppliers and you know that~ But if you smoked that blunt wrapped with the gold shit in it then you’re getting expertly fucked.

2D: Oh… um… okay, right, I’m sorry-

Murdoc, cackling: No, I don’t mean you’re fucked because I’m gonna punish you I mean that pot is gonna blow your pea-sized brain, Stu. It was given to me by Snoop Dogg.

2D: OH GOD-

Murdoc: Yeah, this should be interesting. Sit down now, I reckon you won’t be able to stand for a few hours and not for the usual reasons~.

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(Text conversation at 3am)

Murdoc: y iz there blood in my piss?

2D: ???????? r u ok??????????

Murdoc: oh wait this not the gogle my bad haha nvm soz

2D: oh ok lol

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2D: WAIT, YOU HAVE A FLIP PHONE

Murdoc: no i dnt :P

2D: MURDOC-