the Psijic Ambassadors

I’m Colaamad the Maormer Monk (in plain text) and Celarus made the mistake of letting us in charge of the Ambassadorship to this Universe!!! I’m Caelodiil, the Falmer (in Purple Text) I am also a Psijic Monk, and I am here to make sure this idiot doesn’t ruin things.

[thalmor-advisor]

[there’s a very wet man]

( @two-psijic-monks )

... what?

[two-psijic-monks]

[He’s murmuring to himself, is he a maormer?]

[thalmor-advisor]

[Ancano narrows his eyes, watching him closely.]

[two-psijic-monks]

Ah hello!!! I’m Colaamad, see I’m a little lost, where am I?

[thalmor-advisor]

You are in the College of Winterhold in Skyrim.

[two-psijic-monks]

… I was just here… hey what’s the direction to Vvardenfell?

[thalmor-advisor]

...east.

[two-psijic-monks]

Well, the waves aren’t nice to me today, I’m Colaamad, what’s your name?

[thalmor-advisor]

I am Ancano. Advisor to the Arch-Mage, and representative of the Thalmor.

[two-psijic-monks]

Oh the Thalmor, we don’t like those you’re trying to kill us… though I suppose you’re not doing anything right now.

[thalmor-advisor]

Yes, well, clearly you are mistaken. The Thalmor only wish for the betterment of the world at large.

[two-psijic-monks]

[he blinks] You’re not trying to get rid of the psijic monks! That’s a relief. Armadwe will be so pleased to return here!

[thalmor-advisor]

You're a Psijic?! How many of you are going to bother us? Are you here to spy? I will not stand for any sort of trickery!

[two-psijic-monks]

No I’m not here to spy! I’ve been very clear on my intentions! I’m not a Psijic Eye!

[thalmor-advisor]

Then kindly vacate the premises.

[two-psijic-monks]

I can’t until the waves change! I need to get to Vvardenfell are you not listening!!!!

[thalmor-advisor]

Then stay at the inn.

[archmage-valryn]

Hello, Ancano. …Colaamad?

[thalmor-advisor]

He was just leaving. Weren't you?

[two-psijic-monks]

I can’t leave! The waves aren’t nice yet!!!

How do you know my name… wait that nose! You’re related to Ash aren’t you! You have a Mora nose…

[thalmor-advisor]

[there’s a very wet man]

( @two-psijic-monks )

... what?

[two-psijic-monks]

[He’s murmuring to himself, is he a maormer?]

[thalmor-advisor]

[Ancano narrows his eyes, watching him closely.]

[two-psijic-monks]

Ah hello!!! I’m Colaamad, see I’m a little lost, where am I?

[thalmor-advisor]

You are in the College of Winterhold in Skyrim.

[two-psijic-monks]

… I was just here… hey what’s the direction to Vvardenfell?

[thalmor-advisor]

...east.

[two-psijic-monks]

Well, the waves aren’t nice to me today, I’m Colaamad, what’s your name?

[thalmor-advisor]

I am Ancano. Advisor to the Arch-Mage, and representative of the Thalmor.

[two-psijic-monks]

Oh the Thalmor, we don’t like those you’re trying to kill us… though I suppose you’re not doing anything right now.

[thalmor-advisor]

Yes, well, clearly you are mistaken. The Thalmor only wish for the betterment of the world at large.

[two-psijic-monks]

[he blinks] You’re not trying to get rid of the psijic monks! That’s a relief. Armadwe will be so pleased to return here!

[thalmor-advisor]

You're a Psijic?! How many of you are going to bother us? Are you here to spy? I will not stand for any sort of trickery!

[two-psijic-monks]

No I’m not here to spy! I’ve been very clear on my intentions! I’m not a Psijic Eye!

[thalmor-advisor]

Then kindly vacate the premises.

[two-psijic-monks]

I can’t until the waves change! I need to get to Vvardenfell are you not listening!!!!

[thalmor-advisor]

[there’s a very wet man]

( @two-psijic-monks )

... what?

[two-psijic-monks]

[He’s murmuring to himself, is he a maormer?]

[thalmor-advisor]

[Ancano narrows his eyes, watching him closely.]

[two-psijic-monks]

Ah hello!!! I’m Colaamad, see I’m a little lost, where am I?

[thalmor-advisor]

You are in the College of Winterhold in Skyrim.

[two-psijic-monks]

… I was just here… hey what’s the direction to Vvardenfell?

[thalmor-advisor]

...east.

[two-psijic-monks]

Well, the waves aren’t nice to me today, I’m Colaamad, what’s your name?

[thalmor-advisor]

I am Ancano. Advisor to the Arch-Mage, and representative of the Thalmor.

[two-psijic-monks]

Oh the Thalmor, we don’t like those you’re trying to kill us… though I suppose you’re not doing anything right now.

[thalmor-advisor]

Yes, well, clearly you are mistaken. The Thalmor only wish for the betterment of the world at large.

[two-psijic-monks]

[he blinks] You’re not trying to get rid of the psijic monks! That’s a relief. Armadwe will be so pleased to return here!

[thalmor-advisor]

You're a Psijic?! How many of you are going to bother us? Are you here to spy? I will not stand for any sort of trickery!

[two-psijic-monks]

No I’m not here to spy! I’ve been very clear on my intentions! I’m not a Psijic Eye!

[thalmor-advisor]

[there’s a very wet man]

( @two-psijic-monks )

... what?

[two-psijic-monks]

[He’s murmuring to himself, is he a maormer?]

[thalmor-advisor]

[Ancano narrows his eyes, watching him closely.]

[two-psijic-monks]

Ah hello!!! I’m Colaamad, see I’m a little lost, where am I?

[thalmor-advisor]

You are in the College of Winterhold in Skyrim.

[two-psijic-monks]

… I was just here… hey what’s the direction to Vvardenfell?

[thalmor-advisor]

...east.

[two-psijic-monks]

Well, the waves aren’t nice to me today, I’m Colaamad, what’s your name?

[thalmor-advisor]

I am Ancano. Advisor to the Arch-Mage, and representative of the Thalmor.

[two-psijic-monks]

Oh the Thalmor, we don’t like those you’re trying to kill us… though I suppose you’re not doing anything right now.

[thalmor-advisor]

Yes, well, clearly you are mistaken. The Thalmor only wish for the betterment of the world at large.

[two-psijic-monks]

[he blinks] You’re not trying to get rid of the psijic monks! That’s a relief. Armadwe will be so pleased to return here!

[thalmor-advisor]

[there’s a very wet man]

( @two-psijic-monks )

... what?

[two-psijic-monks]

[He’s murmuring to himself, is he a maormer?]

[thalmor-advisor]

[Ancano narrows his eyes, watching him closely.]

[two-psijic-monks]

Ah hello!!! I’m Colaamad, see I’m a little lost, where am I?

[thalmor-advisor]

You are in the College of Winterhold in Skyrim.

[two-psijic-monks]

… I was just here… hey what’s the direction to Vvardenfell?

[thalmor-advisor]

...east.

[two-psijic-monks]

Well, the waves aren’t nice to me today, I’m Colaamad, what’s your name?

[thalmor-advisor]

I am Ancano. Advisor to the Arch-Mage, and representative of the Thalmor.

[two-psijic-monks]

Oh the Thalmor, we don’t like those you’re trying to kill us… though I suppose you’re not doing anything right now.

[thalmor-advisor]

[there’s a very wet man]

( @two-psijic-monks )

... what?

[two-psijic-monks]

[He’s murmuring to himself, is he a maormer?]

[thalmor-advisor]

[Ancano narrows his eyes, watching him closely.]

[two-psijic-monks]

Ah hello!!! I’m Colaamad, see I’m a little lost, where am I?

[thalmor-advisor]

You are in the College of Winterhold in Skyrim.

[two-psijic-monks]

… I was just here… hey what’s the direction to Vvardenfell?

[thalmor-advisor]

...east.

[two-psijic-monks]

Well, the waves aren’t nice to me today, I’m Colaamad, what’s your name?

[thalmor-advisor]

[there’s a very wet man]

( @two-psijic-monks )

... what?

[two-psijic-monks]

[He’s murmuring to himself, is he a maormer?]

[thalmor-advisor]

[Ancano narrows his eyes, watching him closely.]

[two-psijic-monks]

Ah hello!!! I’m Colaamad, see I’m a little lost, where am I?

[thalmor-advisor]

You are in the College of Winterhold in Skyrim.

[two-psijic-monks]

… I was just here… hey what’s the direction to Vvardenfell?

[thalmor-advisor]

[there’s a very wet man]

( @two-psijic-monks )

... what?

[two-psijic-monks]

[He’s murmuring to himself, is he a maormer?]

[thalmor-advisor]

[Ancano narrows his eyes, watching him closely.]

[two-psijic-monks]

Ah hello!!! I’m Colaamad, see I’m a little lost, where am I?

[thalmor-advisor]

[there’s a very wet man]

( @two-psijic-monks )

... what?

[two-psijic-monks]

[He’s murmuring to himself, is he a maormer?]

[master-conjurer-manni]

Hey buddy!! [A Maormer slaps his hand on Mannimarco’s shoulder]

Wow!! I haven’t seen you look this young in forever!!! The new do’s nice! the eyes too!!

"Uh... Who are you?"

[two-psijic-monks]

You don’t remember me? Aw don’t kid around! I’m your buddy Colaamad! [The blue skinned sea-elf wears what is clearly a psijic uniform altered to be more sea ready]

I felt your presence nearby, and I decided to check in on ya!

[master-conjurer-manni]

"No. I am truly sorry I don't remember you. I mean no offense by it of course. Maybe you were before my time. Or a different rank than me?"

[two-psijic-monks]

I am older than you!! That’s why I study off the Isle… I’m not sure I exist in this universe! or Kalpa or whatever it’s called… Wow you really look like you’re the age when you’d run off and follow Iachesis everywhere!!

Those were the days! I miss the old guy, what about you?

[master-conjurer-manni]

"Well... I am 103? So, I do give him a run for his gold I suppose..." He feels strange about this. "I just saw him this morning? He seems fine."

[two-psijic-monks]

[Colaamad stops in his tracks, despite his demeanor and absence of mind, he is clever and he puts together the threads easily] So you’ve lost your memory huh [He says to himself]

Ya mind telling me the year buddy, I get so caught up in my studies that sometimes I forget! seems like forever since I’ve been back!

[master-conjurer-manni]

"It's... 2901 of the first era."

[two-psijic-monks]

I’m supposed to be back in two years then!

… I should probably tell you something!

[master-conjurer-manni]

Manni backed away, hands up. "Look, I mean no offense but. I really do mean it when I say I don't know you and now you are saying things that is honestly scaring me."

[two-psijic-monks]

Yeah, you’re in a scary situation… I can’t imagine what’d be like… hmm wait you know Celarus right? I know a version of him, I could bring him here- I mean he wouldn’t be happy with me but you might feel better if you see someone recognizable?

There you are Colaamad! You shouldn’t run off like that! [A snow elf in full psijic uniform ran up and grabbed the Maormer]

[master-conjurer-manni]

Hey buddy!! [A Maormer slaps his hand on Mannimarco’s shoulder]

Wow!! I haven’t seen you look this young in forever!!! The new do’s nice! the eyes too!!

"Uh... Who are you?"

[two-psijic-monks]

You don’t remember me? Aw don’t kid around! I’m your buddy Colaamad! [The blue skinned sea-elf wears what is clearly a psijic uniform altered to be more sea ready]

I felt your presence nearby, and I decided to check in on ya!

[master-conjurer-manni]

"No. I am truly sorry I don't remember you. I mean no offense by it of course. Maybe you were before my time. Or a different rank than me?"

[two-psijic-monks]

I am older than you!! That’s why I study off the Isle… I’m not sure I exist in this universe! or Kalpa or whatever it’s called… Wow you really look like you’re the age when you’d run off and follow Iachesis everywhere!!

Those were the days! I miss the old guy, what about you?

[master-conjurer-manni]

"Well... I am 103? So, I do give him a run for his gold I suppose..." He feels strange about this. "I just saw him this morning? He seems fine."

[two-psijic-monks]

[Colaamad stops in his tracks, despite his demeanor and absence of mind, he is clever and he puts together the threads easily] So you’ve lost your memory huh [He says to himself]

Ya mind telling me the year buddy, I get so caught up in my studies that sometimes I forget! seems like forever since I’ve been back!

[master-conjurer-manni]

"It's... 2901 of the first era."

[two-psijic-monks]

I’m supposed to be back in two years then!

… I should probably tell you something!

[master-conjurer-manni]

Hey buddy!! [A Maormer slaps his hand on Mannimarco’s shoulder]

Wow!! I haven’t seen you look this young in forever!!! The new do’s nice! the eyes too!!

"Uh... Who are you?"

[two-psijic-monks]

You don’t remember me? Aw don’t kid around! I’m your buddy Colaamad! [The blue skinned sea-elf wears what is clearly a psijic uniform altered to be more sea ready]

I felt your presence nearby, and I decided to check in on ya!

[master-conjurer-manni]

"No. I am truly sorry I don't remember you. I mean no offense by it of course. Maybe you were before my time. Or a different rank than me?"

[two-psijic-monks]

I am older than you!! That’s why I study off the Isle… I’m not sure I exist in this universe! or Kalpa or whatever it’s called… Wow you really look like you’re the age when you’d run off and follow Iachesis everywhere!!

Those were the days! I miss the old guy, what about you?

[master-conjurer-manni]

"Well... I am 103? So, I do give him a run for his gold I suppose..." He feels strange about this. "I just saw him this morning? He seems fine."

[two-psijic-monks]

[Colaamad stops in his tracks, despite his demeanor and absence of mind, he is clever and he puts together the threads easily] So you’ve lost your memory huh [He says to himself]

Ya mind telling me the year buddy, I get so caught up in my studies that sometimes I forget! seems like forever since I’ve been back!

[master-conjurer-manni]

Hey buddy!! [A Maormer slaps his hand on Mannimarco’s shoulder]

Wow!! I haven’t seen you look this young in forever!!! The new do’s nice! the eyes too!!

"Uh... Who are you?"

[two-psijic-monks]

You don’t remember me? Aw don’t kid around! I’m your buddy Colaamad! [The blue skinned sea-elf wears what is clearly a psijic uniform altered to be more sea ready]

I felt your presence nearby, and I decided to check in on ya!

[master-conjurer-manni]

"No. I am truly sorry I don't remember you. I mean no offense by it of course. Maybe you were before my time. Or a different rank than me?"

[two-psijic-monks]

I am older than you!! That’s why I study off the Isle… I’m not sure I exist in this universe! or Kalpa or whatever it’s called… Wow you really look like you’re the age when you’d run off and follow Iachesis everywhere!!

Those were the days! I miss the old guy, what about you?

[two-psijic-monks]

I’ve lost Colaamad again…

[master-conjurer-manni]

Hey buddy!! [A Maormer slaps his hand on Mannimarco’s shoulder]

Wow!! I haven’t seen you look this young in forever!!! The new do’s nice! the eyes too!!

"Uh... Who are you?"

[two-psijic-monks]

You don’t remember me? Aw don’t kid around! I’m your buddy Colaamad! [The blue skinned sea-elf wears what is clearly a psijic uniform altered to be more sea ready]

I felt your presence nearby, and I decided to check in on ya!

[two-psijic-monks]

*offers a vacuum cleaner*

A… dwemer machine? It’s not quite of the common make…

[Col looks at it, dwemer machinery are far from his area of study he presses all the buttons at once]

mmmmBRRrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRMMMMM

By the Fates what the HeL did you do to IT?

[The vacuum short circuits due to the water dripping from Colaamad]

ah

whoops!

I suppose we’ll take to the College for study…

[falmerfederation]

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Snowberry tea?

@two-psijic-monks

Oh, thank you. :)

(The Snow Elves and Betrayed drink the tea.)

[two-psijic-monks]

Hmm… it was my mother’s favorite…

[the snow elf observes them carefully]

[falmerfederation]

It is quite good. :)

[two-psijic-monks]

…my mother was a priestess of the eastern kingdoms…

[falmerfederation]

I see.

Of which deity?

[two-psijic-monks]

Auriel… she had cousins in the west, though I never knew them. My whole family were members of the clergy, including my father though I have even fewer memories of him than I do my mother.

[falmerfederation]

I'm sorry to hear that. I, too, lost my parents during the invasions. My uncle took me in.

[two-psijic-monks]

… I was taken in by a women named Astrid, during the invasion she offered a way of escape to the west. Many came, my parents were not one of them, and… I was left alone, so I begged her to let me stay.