Two-and-Five

30s / F / East Coast / Coffee / Whiskey / Mountains / Pinch of Smut

[lazysupernova]

[thetypewriterbleeds-deactivated]

This might be the best accidental description of tumblr ever.

[sluttystranger-deactivated20260]

fun fact if you hit a guy's prostate you can unlock an entirely new set of sounds

[calmingpanic]

A little choking while you cum is good for the soul, I think

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[two-with-five]

Let's add looking for a new job after 11 years to leave one that's toxic as fuck 😭😭

[l0st-the-pl0t-deactivated202503]

"There's a good girl" as she's shaking and cumming on it

[intothewaters]

[plant-folk]

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

[un-father3]

Blowjob in a flower field, so I can make you flower crown while you drool all over my cock.

[mysticblondex]

Forget Netflix and Chill..

It's now Mario Kart and spread her apart

[catchymemes]

[perriaeyjeve]

[hobbithouses]

[a-wayfaringstranger]

[wildflowerdaysi]

The Royal Portuguese Cabinet of Reading

[maviyenot]

[chrisbattleart]

[rrondo]