Thunder-striking Wizard Thrasher

27 years old, panromantic asexual, she/her. Hobbies - writing books and bothering people. Amateur pun-maker.

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[girlsjustwannahaveadegree]

Me at least twice a week

[nextlevelsmp3]

[mytearsrricochet]

[artfortheages]

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

[despazito]

pegging clowns????

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

pegging hung clowns????

[elmachetecriollo]

This is why this website is worth negative money

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[anxietyproblem]

[bobby-luv]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Merry crisis

[kinsey3furry300]

Hari every bloody time he shows up in foundation

[judblanc]

[pulsingvoid]

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[socialistbunny]

the sims 2 university was so woke… so ahead of her time… perhaps too out there for some people

[tetrafelino]

I like this actor, I should watch more of his movies *opens IMDB page* he should be in better movies

[cakebatteronabrickwall]

the funniest possible outcome of season 3 would be brother dude having to step up and actually be the responsible party on account of dawn missing and dusk being insane

[yappacadaver]

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

[bunjywunjy]