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milknjuice-deactivated20190908

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

thefighter2-deactivated20200212

And? Do you?

milknjuice-deactivated20190908

we’re not talking about me right now

had my 1st interaction with a fully-redpilled man yesterday. i am still shaken. it was so scary and unreal.

then i come on here and there's an ad of a cartoon panda giving birth.

this life is so strange.

#you never know how your day is gonna go.#my life #personal

pigswithwings

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

walk-up-songs

A forever banger from da share zone

ladyjaneasherr

Happy beloved birthday to our Lady Jane! Today on her 80th birthday I can only wish for her health, happiness, fulfilment and a day filled with celebrations alongside her family and loved ones. To this day, she continues to be the greatest role model I could’ve ever imagined and chosen, and her grace, resilience, determination and dedication is something that continues to leave a footprint within my own journey. 🩷

Photographed above, beautiful Jane Asher what seems to be during a professional session during early 63’. First picture is an old eBay auction listing and second one is from alamy website. As we can see, regarding her hair style, clothes and wall behind her, they’re part of the same session— however it could’ve been that the blouse colour in the eBay action, the photograph could’ve had the colours altered because of the time that passed? As the original one was a scan.

Both versions on this post are enhanced ones! ✨

#jane asher #beautiful!#happy birthday

hungwy

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

#classic

vimbry-moved

nearly 30 years I've lived and I'll constantly be surprised by the moon when it's night. I just caught it really large and yellow through the trees and went "good god is that the moon"

#yesterday when it was full and bright #it was glowing behind some clouds #and it was the most beautiful thing #i screamed on my way to work #and made everyone look at it once i got there

bigandlong

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

jae-felidae

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

thickness-protection-program

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

josilverdragon

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

getting this notification today:

and then that just takes me to google AI and an article from 2015.

just....stop. we know. we. know.

#mclennon #this was so funny to me. I'm sorry

sparklejamesysparkle

Happy 100th birthday to television and screen legend Dick Van Dyke, born on December 13th, 1925 in West Plains, Missouri. ❤ Gifs of Mr. Van Dyke from an interview with Good Morning America, originally broadcast by ABC on December 12th, 2025.

eztehaim-deactivated20210718

I really don’t know what crowd I expected to be in the theatre for carol at 1:20 in the afternoon on a friday but it was probably 85% old people, old het couples and halfway through the movie this old lady in front of me turned to the old dude next to her and just said “harold they’re lesbians”

lerayon

Honoring 10 years of “harold they’re lesbians.” Many happy returns to all who celebrate.

feldfrog

"It's just a joke" series

kosmogrl

lunarriviera

cheeseanonioncrisps

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.