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So in TWTTIN, there’s a line where bryon says “they left cussing us out, partly in English, partly in sign language” about curly and my innocent 13 year old brain didn’t put it together that he was just flipping them off lmao so for the longest time I’ve thought it was canon that the Shepard gang was fluent in sign language and I could never understand why no one mentioned it in the fandom. Anyway I reread it the other day and realized my mistake but it’s still a fun head canon lmao

😂😂😂okay I love this, tim taught the whole ass gang sign language so they could like communicate in a fight without giving away their hand or something like how baseball players use hand signals and codes

#curlys barely fluent in english tho #hes a himbo #< this is the funniest thing anyone has ever said the the fandom

dallaswinstons

me: can i please get some sleep?

my brain: do you realize that when darry sees pony’s essay lying around and he reads through the whole thing in one night and that’s when he’s hit with the full extent of the emotional and psychological trauma that pony goes through following the deaths of his parents and then dallas and johnny???? how would darry feel being described as cold and emotionally unavailable when he’s under the pressure of keeping custody of his brothers and providing an income now that his parents are gone?? have you thought about how seeing pony’s perspective would affect darry?? maybe pony’s description of the brothers uniting would warm his heart and he would realize how scared pony was when he was on the run,,,, so do you wanna sleep now or stay awake crying

#oh god

tim-shepard

Two-bit: *walking up to locked door* allow me. locks are my specialty Two-bit: *throws brick through window*

timcurlyshepard

everytime Tim shepard goes somewhere that weapons aren’t allowed theres like that classic sitcom scene where he spends a solid 20 minutes removing a never ending supply of weapons from his person. there’s just a straight up pile of knives and guns in front of him that’s bigger than he is. where was he keeping them I–

#curly tries to follow in his footateps but can only hude like 3 things

timcurlyshepard

the outsiders + ao3 tags

#platonic dick holding #thats canon babey

timcurlyshepard

dating two bit would mean you have to put up with him pretending to propose every time you go out to eat because it means you get free cake

#yall gotta go outta town on dates bc wvery diner around knows his tricks

socprincess

i’m a lil wine drunk but… hinton v obviously has a virgin/whore dichotomy in her head when she writes female characters, and it’s a disappointing lack of nuance from someone who gave both greaser and soc boys complexity in the outsiders? greaser girls are uniformly Sluts, and denied the humanity their male counterparts get— they’re loud, sleep around, smoke, curse, wear too much makeup, and that makes them irredeemable even while greaser dudes go around stabbing people. the only girls allowed an ounce of character development are cherry and marcia— both socs, and ‘nice girls’— and cathy, who’s pretty much a soc by proxy and deliberately contrasted with angela, a Very Bad Girl. god sis please do smth about that internalized misogyny i’m begging you