Braindead

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Nightingale-Prompts masterlist

Here you go a masterlist for those who ask and if I hear anyone else ask I will cruisfy them.

Rules:

I don't write adult x minor. That especially anything that remotely eludes to Vlad x Danny.

No pregnancy stuff (cloning doesn't count but teen pregnancy is not allowed at all)

I personally don't write Jason x Danny (I don't hate it. I just don't write it myself.)

I also don't write Demon Twins. (Same as the rule before. I don't hate it but I'm not interested in writing it.)

I can't control what you do but be respectful of me and anyone in the comments.

Do not use the content of my blog on TikTok.

I will not censor myself. If you are not old enough to understand certain topics and themes then it's just not for you.

I don't really like the flanderization of characters. So I don't encourage it here.

Any talk of Bruce x Barbara will get you removed. (That shit is TIM BRUCE'S thing and only his thing in the animated series. It is not cannon and no one wanted it!)

If something happens in one cannon and not another it doesn't automatically make it true or false. Just different interpretations on my part as a writer.

AU mean alternative universe. If you belly ache about hating DCxDP being popular just block the tag. I will try to avoid using the main tags.

Im allowed to be creative. This is just fanfiction. It is not that serious.

These are just my rules for my blog. It has no bearing on the rest of the fandom or Tumblr.

Batboy Au (First >) 1-23

Beholder AU 》 Ghost Beauty Standards (Tim x Danny) 》 Deathday Party 》 Ghost Courting:Dangerous 》 Beautiful Ghosts 》 Loving Spirits 》 Pre-wedding Blues 》 Engaged...In Conflict 》 Till Death

Interdimensional Babysitter

》 Field Trip 》 Entropy

Just your average (eldritch) coffee shop AU 》 part 2 》 part 3

Two Soul 》 After Image AU 》 Two for One deal

Mixed Signals 》 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

Movie Night 》 part 1 》 part 2

Davey the Revenant

Lay Me to Rest 》 Davey Meets Superman 》 Davey Tantrum 》 Davey goes to watchtower 》 Davey self soothes 》 Davey Plays Games 》 Davey Meets Aquaman 》 Davey and Barbara 》 Lois Lane vs Davey 》 Davey Speaks 》 Davey goes outside 》 No one likes Davey

Diamond Digger AU 1-4

Ghost Nests

Ghost Diet

Ghost Emotions

Lazarus What?!

Danny adopts himself

Incomprehensible Horrors

Ghostlight

God's TV

God Summoning 101

Danny lives in a Horror Movie 》 part 2

The Nightingale Family

Danny Can't Taste

Space Fae

Wild Caught Ghosts

New Cats

Overworked

Horrible Creatures

Do NOT touch a god

Is it mine?

It's in the crontract

Full List here

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One Shots-masterlist

Lazarus What?!

Danny adopts himself

Incomprehensible Horrors

Ghostlight

God's TV

God Summoning 101

Danny lives in a Horror Movie 》 part 2

The Nightingale Family

Danny Can't Taste

Space Fae

Wild Caught Ghosts

New Cats

Overworked

Horrible Creatures

Do NOT touch a god

Is it mine?

It's in the crontract

The Bridge

Kiss of Death

Behold the Oracle

Supernatural Dating

Alfred's Apprentice

The Green Ribbon

Health Code Violation

Little Crush

Manic Pixi Dream Ghost

The Phantom Midwife

Everyone loves a Villain

Ghost Haunters

Demoted

Big Puppies

Time Off (Ghost holidays)

Worship Me

The Sleepy Gangleader

Jason's fucked up dog

Danny Catfishes

Ghost Town

Escape the Zone

Dying to love

Mountain Troll

Still just a Kid

And the Universe said I love you

Danny Builds a City

He was Cold

Matter of Perspective

Not Parent Material

Indoor Kid

What's a king to a God

Teething

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List updated! Here! Fetch!

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So with Harvey Dent coming back in Absolute Batman...maybe i should use some of that in my After Image / Split Danny AU

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A Matter of Perspective- DCXDP prompt

Danny used to be scared of ghosts. Hard not to when your parents constantly warn you how dangerous they are. It was comforting when his mom and dad would sit next to his bed at night telling him that if a ghost did try to hurt him they'd catch them and keep him safe.

Now he was a ghost and ghosts aren't so scary. They at alot like humans actully with wants and fears. He can't even remember why he thought they were scary.

Actually its humans who are kinda weird looking. They are so fleshy and oddly proportional. Their eyes are too small and dull. Then again Danny had trouble recognizing their faces now. They blur together most of the time.

What Danny didn't know was that he didn't remember what ghost used to look like in his human eyes. From twisted elongated necks that stretched from ceiling to floor, to hollow stretched black holes where their eyes would have been, to the rotted hanging jaws peeled of lips. Ghosts were a parody of normal anatomy, all twisted into horrid forms.

And their voices.

Their voices all sounded so familiar but strange, for a moment you wanted to listen and then you wanted to never hear it again.

He used to listen to them outside his window when he went to the countryside to visit relatives. He'd hear is grandfather tap on the glass.

"Danny you've gotten so big." he'd say "Why dont you come out and play with your Pop-pop? I can still throw a ball around."

Danny used to hide under the covers because he knew they just buried granddad a few days ago.

The thing's knarled black fingers would tap restlessly and get more insistent with each call. Its white pinprick pupils stared into his. Danny could only look at it paralyzed in fear.

Now Danny could play a few rounds with the old man and he couldn't understand how he didn't recognize his granddad.

Now he couldn't understand why people were so afraid of him. He was taking a bit of vaction/tour and whenever he transformed to do some light hero work people would run. Not just the bad guys but the citizens as well.

He didn't get it. Other heros around here didn't get that treatment. Was it because he was new?

He had no idea just how different he looking in the eyes of people who were not ghosts.

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Not Parent Material- DCxDP prompt

Dan is many things. A violent sociopath. A narcissist. A man with good taste in home decor and jazz music. He is not, however, a good parent.

Danny has gotten himself in trouble and is now in a de-aged state. Jazz is currently out of picture and they still need her back. Clockwork says he's working on it but Jazz isn't one to stop a mission when she is halfway there.

Dan doesn't really care though. He is not dealing with a baby. The kid was awful as a teen as is but as a baby he is sickening. He was now a milk sucking, funny smelling, loud mouthed—infant!

But he has to watch him and take care of him. A hellish punishment. He was one diper blowout away from tossing him into a dumpster.

That's why he had to do it.

He needed the kid gone for a while so when he saw the revenant passing by he shoves the wailing thing off on him and made a run for it.

Look he had a plan. The kid is the current prince so the revenant will be compelled to take care of him. It's just how it works. The guy will do it gladly and Dan can get the kid when this mess blows over.

That's what he thought at least unfortunately Dan is also under the influence to take care of the kid. So when he finally gets some time to himself his brain starts going nuts.

Where is he?Where is my baby?Is he safe?Is he okay?I can't see him.Is he missing?Did someone take him?My baby.My baby.MYBABY!WHEREISMYBABY?!

Logically Dan knows what happened but his instincts is currently baby brained.

He just needs to go back and get him from the Rev and everything will be fine.

[hdgnj]

Poor Jason has just had some fucking weirdo dump their clearly magic baby on him. And a week later the asshole turns back up like it's HIS fault?!?!?!

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Jason is going to put him on child support and limited visitation.

The kid has been renamed, redressed, has a big family looking after him, and he is thriving.

[llorona--specter]

This is all I could think of when I first read this sorry😭

The meme 😔

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Not Parent Material- DCxDP prompt

Dan is many things. A violent sociopath. A narcissist. A man with good taste in home decor and jazz music. He is not, however, a good parent.

Danny has gotten himself in trouble and is now in a de-aged state. Jazz is currently out of picture and they still need her back. Clockwork says he's working on it but Jazz isn't one to stop a mission when she is halfway there.

Dan doesn't really care though. He is not dealing with a baby. The kid was awful as a teen as is but as a baby he is sickening. He was now a milk sucking, funny smelling, loud mouthed—infant!

But he has to watch him and take care of him. A hellish punishment. He was one diper blowout away from tossing him into a dumpster.

That's why he had to do it.

He needed the kid gone for a while so when he saw the revenant passing by he shoves the wailing thing off on him and made a run for it.

Look he had a plan. The kid is the current prince so the revenant will be compelled to take care of him. It's just how it works. The guy will do it gladly and Dan can get the kid when this mess blows over.

That's what he thought at least unfortunately Dan is also under the influence to take care of the kid. So when he finally gets some time to himself his brain starts going nuts.

Where is he?Where is my baby?Is he safe?Is he okay?I can't see him.Is he missing?Did someone take him?My baby.My baby.MYBABY!WHEREISMYBABY?!

Logically Dan knows what happened but his instincts is currently baby brained.

He just needs to go back and get him from the Rev and everything will be fine.

[hdgnj]

Poor Jason has just had some fucking weirdo dump their clearly magic baby on him. And a week later the asshole turns back up like it's HIS fault?!?!?!

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Jason is going to put him on child support and limited visitation.

The kid has been renamed, redressed, has a big family looking after him, and he is thriving.

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Never say I don't feed you all.

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Not Parent Material- DCxDP prompt

Dan is many things. A violent sociopath. A narcissist. A man with good taste in home decor and jazz music. He is not, however, a good parent.

Danny has gotten himself in trouble and is now in a de-aged state. Jazz is currently out of picture and they still need her back. Clockwork says he's working on it but Jazz isn't one to stop a mission when she is halfway there.

Dan doesn't really care though. He is not dealing with a baby. The kid was awful as a teen as is but as a baby he is sickening. He was now a milk sucking, funny smelling, loud mouthed—infant!

But he has to watch him and take care of him. A hellish punishment. He was one diper blowout away from tossing him into a dumpster.

That's why he had to do it.

He needed the kid gone for a while so when he saw the revenant passing by he shoves the wailing thing off on him and made a run for it.

Look he had a plan. The kid is the current prince so the revenant will be compelled to take care of him. It's just how it works. The guy will do it gladly and Dan can get the kid when this mess blows over.

That's what he thought at least unfortunately Dan is also under the influence to take care of the kid. So when he finally gets some time to himself his brain starts going nuts.

Where is he?Where is my baby?Is he safe?Is he okay?I can't see him.Is he missing?Did someone take him?My baby.My baby.MYBABY!WHEREISMYBABY?!

Logically Dan knows what happened but his instincts is currently baby brained.

He just needs to go back and get him from the Rev and everything will be fine.

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Indoor kid- DCxDP prompt

(Long time no see)

People like to assume that just because the Fentons aren't afraid to get dirty and rough it camping that their son Danny is the same way. If anything they can see him catching frogs and playing in the corn fields. It is the Midwest after all.

Nope. Danny hates outdoors. He liked sterile clean environments. Its like a space station the way he leaves no crumbs. Outdoor mess stays outdoors.

He isn't a fan of mud or dirt. He like playing video games inside where this is air conditioning and artificial light.

After a long list of bad choices and unavoidable circumstances and/or traumatic backstory is staying at Kent family farm for a few months. He now is fighting to stay in the house by doing indoor chores and cooking so he doesn't have to help out the Sups outside.

[sakuravalenp]

Danny: I know my enhanced senses would help outside, but I could have the house clean in no time with a duplicate! I could clean behind the refrigerator and the washing machine without having to move them, and the tops of cabinets and wardrobes, and a lot of other places that are hard to reach. I'll be way more helpful in here!

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Cut to Danny cooking with Ma and learning her special recipes because while her son can cook he is a bit clumsy in the kitchen. Danny has better control over his natural strength. Not to mention he can set a table immaculately. Ma has a lot to cook with super appetites and some help isn't minded. If only the boy could build a appetite himself.

Ma is surprised just how much of a cleaner the boy is. You'd think he peeled the age off the wallpaper the way he made it shine.

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Indoor kid- DCxDP prompt

(Long time no see)

People like to assume that just because the Fentons aren't afraid to get dirty and rough it camping that their son Danny is the same way. If anything they can see him catching frogs and playing in the corn fields. It is the Midwest after all.

Nope. Danny hates outdoors. He liked sterile clean environments. Its like a space station the way he leaves no crumbs. Outdoor mess stays outdoors.

He isn't a fan of mud or dirt. He like playing video games inside where this is air conditioning and artificial light.

After a long list of bad choices and unavoidable circumstances and/or traumatic backstory is staying at Kent family farm for a few months. He now is fighting to stay in the house by doing indoor chores and cooking so he doesn't have to help out the Sups outside.

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Me: *tries to write something cute*

What i actually end up with:

I have a problem.

[white-boy-hell]

DC Fanfic Writer: Oof, I haven’t read every single comic about this character… what if everyone thinks I’m a fraud and a fake fan and my fic just sounds ooc and everyone starts Um Actually-ing me in the comments—

DC Comic Writers: Yeah, that seems like something this character would do based upon the brief scroll I took of their wikipedia and the single Elseworlds comic I read in 2006. Let’s make it canon.

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Im no stranger to the bullshit DC does but I at the very least can accept it as a difference in opinion as a fan.

What i will NEVER accept is Superman and Superboy's (Conner) relationship in Young Justice.

Look, I wasn't a Young Justice fan from the jump. I struggled alot with the characterization coming from other shows and comics at the time. I just never felt like these the character I had seen in the past. I stopped at season 1.

I just couldn't get behind Superman—MY SUPERMAN who has felt alone with others of his kind rejecting a boy who is programed to see him as his father just because of origins of his birth. Superman would never judge someone based on that. He is not that that petty. Sure he can dislike it but he'd never make a child suffer for that. To have Bruce be the one to tell him that while realistic to Bruce, it is not something Clark would do.

Ma Kent taught him so much better then that. This man was adopted by strangers and he wouldn't at least be the mentor Conner needed.

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he needed a minute to adjust because this was personal but damn. The five year time skip between seasons also did a massive disservice to this.(also a reason I dropped)

Then they call each other brothers. Im sure the Young Justice glazers will say that this was the best outcome because forcing a relationship between what are both adults is not healthy.

First, Conner is physically an adult but I do not for a second consider him to be an adult. Being an adult or mature comes for a wealth of experiences and interactions built off of formative experiences that I think Conner has not reached. Second, that reasoning is retrofitted to me. The situation itself feels implausible, the relationship didn't need to be written to be contentious in the first place so saying that its good writing to make them not have a forced relationship sounds like the solutions to a problem they created. I get it,the drama is good tv. But it is slandering the good name of my GOAT.

I hear someone call Jon the "biological son" but Conner is just a clone in the same discussion. I was disgusted. That is Clark biological son, his first son. Even when he wasn't a half Luther clone. BTW he wasn't half Luther in the 90s he was just a clone.

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Tim: *over the phone* Did you make something from that strand of hair you took off me?

Danny: .....Why do you ask?

Tim: Another question, what have you been doing with that thing you made?

Danny: ....nothing...

Tim: Well next time you do "nothing" do it at a reasonable time!

Danny: Sorry.

Tim: Also, keep it under 30 minutes, okay? Im tired.

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Tim: Danny.

Danny: Im sorry! Im sorry! Im sorry!

Tim: You are doing it again. You sound so pathetic right now. You are very pathetic in general.

Danny: I want to stop but I don't know if I can.

Tim: I can make you stop. A chastity device will do it but I don't know how long I can take you whimpering and drooling constantly. I swear your in rut with how your acting.

Danny: *currently in rut* Im sorry, forgive me.

Tim: Finish already. I think you've had enough rounds for the day.

Danny: But—

Tim: Now.

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How that last post got me feeling

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Tim: *over the phone* Did you make something from that strand of hair you took off me?

Danny: .....Why do you ask?

Tim: Another question, what have you been doing with that thing you made?

Danny: ....nothing...

Tim: Well next time you do "nothing" do it at a reasonable time!

Danny: Sorry.

Tim: Also, keep it under 30 minutes, okay? Im tired.

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DCXDP prompt

What if the Lazarus pits don't actually bring you back. Its just Danny shoving your soul back in when you try to enter the realms because he is NOT going to deal with you for the rest of eternity. You better get you ASS outof his house. He is too tired to have random weirdos galavating around here. He would no dought have a bone to pick with hero in particular trying to enter because "I wasn't allowed to quit when I wanted to so neither can you. Get back out there!"

If he really doesn't like you he will put a death ward on you so you can't even get to the pit before being revived. You would just assume you are blessed or some shit but in reality death hates you. Like really hates you. Everyone equally is hated.

[hecate-hollow]

The Lazarus pits open into the realms through a closet in Danny’s haunt. He does not understand why these random people keep interrupting his peace and quiet, but they can go back into the closet and he’ll deal with it later. Except every time he goes to deal with it the spirit is gone because he doesn’t realize he’s shoving the soul back into the land of the living because he doesn’t realize a portal opens in his closet for some reason.

[isaactheautobot]

Just imagine learning that the evil resurrection pit is just a portal to some beings house and you are essentially bugs getting the cup and paper treatment. Then he looks over at Ras and goes "That one is the worst of them! His nasty smelling soul keeps trying to get in my house!"

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Danny: *Holding Ras like a cockroach* ew ew ew ew!

Clockwork: Just squish it.

Danny: No, its a still a living thing. A disgusting living thing that will stink up the place. I don't want it here.