Your love triangle is my OT3.

28, cis female?, she/her pronouns, ace as fuck. 99% prefers ladies. Dating a lovely ninja person(for six years!!) Fandom jumper. Ships in threes mostly.

[viriv]

POV: You said something you shouldn't have, and now the king's consort is trying to convince him not to flay you alive.

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[moo-chemia]

always wanted to redraw this qijiuyuan wedding sketch bc shen jiu looked like a goblin who didnt wear his dentures. also i just miss drawing qijiuyuan

[minilamma]

That weird looking cat is Shen Yuan if you haven't guessed

Fanarts for @restmycase 's Eldritch Familiar SY and Witch SJ!! They are so crack cocaine I had to draw them. that last panel is from the fic btw! https://archiveofourown.org/works/86524311 check out "A Treatise on the Care and Feeding of Eldritch Familiars" By @restmycase on AO3 !!!!!

[minilamma]

That weird looking cat is Shen Yuan if you haven't guessed

Fanarts for @restmycase 's Eldritch Familiar SY and Witch SJ!! They are so crack cocaine I had to draw them. that last panel is from the fic btw! https://archiveofourown.org/works/86524311 check out "A Treatise on the Care and Feeding of Eldritch Familiars" By @restmycase on AO3 !!!!!

[blunella]

[johannamanuela]

Xena’s amazing costumes.

[lunehowls]

never letting him go again

[samirasystole]

random but here is a recipe for cold peanut noodles that you can make during hot weather because i just ate this and had a fantastic time

2tbsp of peanut butter. a splash of rice vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, maple syrup. some chili flakes, some sesame seeds. a splash of water to thin it out. now you put in your noodles (cooled!!!! boiled and rinsed so they’re cold!!) and then some chopped up cucumber or carrot or avocado or cabbage or any crunchy vegetable. i just used cucumber

you can also put in lime juice or herbs or sriracha or grated garlic/ginger or anything like that; tofu/tempe/meat for more protein etc. noodle wise this can be ramen soba udon whatever, i used soba. enjoy homies

[oheiii]

[xiuyawn]

find you

close ups under the cut 🔽

[nastyaoguzka]

Is Hannibal... in love with me?🐟

Yes. But do you ache… for him?🍷

[fae-or-f0e]

Remembered that I have free will and can draw whatever I want, so have some Teaholding safe house pre-apocalypse vibes or whatever. Art be upon ye- Unshaded vers. in the read more

Huge thank you to @georgepigisalegend for suggesting the fishie sweater for Martin, they were absolutely right about that one.

[hawkmothdiemotte]

@jonmartinweek very late ace day

[wilderbas]

6 moons later and I’ve finished the selkie wip I started up in orkney

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[ineffectualdemon]

The Shens twins no matter their relationship, Shen Yuan would fixate on harassing and bullying Airplane and Shen Jiu would pop up behind him like "what you got there?" And start joining in

Especially because Shen Yuan is usually at least outwardly polite to people around them while Shen Jiu is actively antagonistic. So to see Shen Yuan tripping Shang Qinghua so he face plants and seeking him out to pick fights and threaten him is like catnip to Shen Jiu. He has to get in on this

Shen Jiu forgets to fight with Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge because he and Shen Yuan are too busy batting Shang Qinghua back and forth

Liu Qingge tries to stand up for Shang Qinghua once but Mu Qingfang is like "no wait. It's enrichment for him" and sure enough Shang Qinghua is seen grinning when the Shens can't see and also actively baiting the Shens

If they leave him alone for too long he does something that gets them showing up at An Ding to chase him around the peak

Yue Qingyuan is just glad Shen Jiu is having fun

[oysters-aint-for-me]

please do yourself a favor & watch this rock climbing–themed drag king/burlesque performance set to “roxanne” by the police with all the lyrics but “rox” edited out

via @edithwigglesandgiggles on instagram