Today's Seal Is: He Loves Hose More Than God

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Today's Seal Is: He Loves Hose More Than God
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This is called the "analog loophole" and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. They can encrypt and copy-protect all they want, but eventually the file has to be sent to a speaker and/or screen, and it has to get there in a human-readable form because that's the whole dang point
The simplest way to exploit the analog loophole is just pointing a camera at a screen or a microphone at a speaker, but direct recording is also always possible and always will be. Anything that can be displayed can be saved and displayed again
Back in the day, people also used to share software over the radio with this technology. Because computer programs and files are really just sets of binary code, and that code can be turned into audio tones.
The resulting audio file can be played over the radio (sounding a bit like the old dial up noise, as it's just two quickly oscillating notes) and recorded to a cassette tape, which you can then give to your computer to "decode" back into 0's and 1's, which gives you the program file. You can then run it as if you'd installed it from a disk.
NPR did a very cool podcast about this.
Lads. We used to put phones on computer peripherals.
for me internet friendships are “we don’t talk all the time but I see you’re online and it makes me happy” and I really hope it’s like that for everyone
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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Kamen Rider Rogue
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queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you
can someone invent a drink that isn't coffee but gives me the same emotion as drinking a coffee? that also isn't tea. can someone make a drink that makes me feel happy and I can drink it at night? I think I'm describing happiness, but it's actually a ritual. people have been drinking hot tea and coffee for millions (? idk) of years. can you imagine being mormon and not being allowed to have a coffee in the morning? I know they don't want to be called mormon anymore. I'm drinking a hot chocolate and it's too chocolate. can someone make a drink that's not hot chocolate and it's not tea that I can drink at night and it makes me feel happy and it's not too sweet and it makes me feel like when I walk out of a coffee shop with my little cup and I have to cross the street in the sun and I feel like I fit in the world? is that achievable?
Imagine trying to explain Valen to a normal person.
Like yeah this guy is out for revenge against aliens with stomach mouths because they turned his mom and his boss into acrylic stands covered in fruit roll ups, and to get the power to fight them he gets an alien organ shoved into him in an extremely shady back ally surgery session so he can turn into a chocolate man by putting a sentient chocolate bar into an electric chair that turns into a gun.
I fucking love Kamen Rider man.
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ahhhh so the guilt is NOT supposed to be neverending and haunting and constant and persisting beyond a doubt over even the most menial of things that i would not be upset at someone else for. i understand now.