[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[chimeracauldron]

Been learning to be human

[serendipitousbuggrrrrr]

redress

[galagaghost-deactivated20150810]

[jvhdb]

had a dream that za/um started selling character body pillows and my sister got me the jeanvic one and i took it out of he packaging and it smelled and felt weird and i was like “what the hell is this made of” and she was like “dog skin. i think it says on the website that it’s 100% recycled dog skin.” and i went to the website and sure enough the jean vicquemare body pillow was made of 100% recycled dog skin. then i clicked the kim and harry ones and those were made of 100% cotton.

[lobbycards]

The Brood, British lobby (front of the house) card. British theatrical release 1980

[bravosebastian]

Liu Xiaodong, “Bent Rib”, oil on canvas, 150 x 140 cm, 2010

[parkchanwoohoo]

[miamaimania]

Slices of human organs

[kinuko]

[noro-noro-noro]

[catcatcat6]

[catcatcat6]

[lookatthisfuckinghipster]

“Ha! Check out this ugly car!”

[lookatthisfuckinghipster]

“If there’s one thing I do well, it’s my imitation of a little boy with a high-sugar diet.”

[lookatthisfuckinghipster]

“Once we close the nipple circuit, our flashlight glasses should turn on.”

[lakevida]

you have a post, ""magic isnt real" ok lol so explain how that djinn from chicago and some unnamed second party were able to close the sandstorm portal in time"

and ive gone ahead and substituted words as needed to make it cum themed:

""magic isnt real" ok lol so explain how that djinn from chicago and some unnamed second party were able to have sex and produce cum together portal in time"

i think you should put your own spin on it like i did but this is just to get you started

i dont Cum into your house and start telling you how to make posts do i

[handsomeboymodelingschool]