Two Kids One Dad

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After a weekend alone with then, I see them differently now.

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We made snowmen. Errr, the girl and I made snowmen. The boy made a demon spawn.

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Her coach wins the award for best parent helper ever.

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Drunk T-Rex on a treadmill.

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Simulating a competition.

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Teaching strategy to an 8-year-old takes a special coach.

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“Say ‘usen’ one more time”

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Exercise buddies.

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Paint the house. No up down. Side side.

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Daddy, I really don’t want the thing that’s easy for you.

8-year-old perfectly channeling her inner 16-year-old

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Paint the fence.

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When Mommy is away, we use power tools.

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I’m a model, you know what I mean.

Yes. Yes, we do.

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Mr Taco appeared in the cream cheese. He was delicious.

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Bagel Tacos!

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Happiness is getting coffee. Oh and these guys are pretty awesome, too.

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How fill this I can? #tooearly