Twolegs Suck

@twolegs-suck

Twolegs, upwalkers, nofurs, hoomans... Whatever you call them they are all just awful. I'm just here to speak truths, make Warrior Cat jokes, and reblog cat posts because Cats > Twolegs. Disclaimer: This blog is satire and is not to be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form. It is also full of inappropriate language for young twolegs. This blog may occasionally posts spoilers- but they're usually minor. Read at your own risk. Most regular pictures/gifs used were taken off Google. Most photoshopped things and memes are my own creation and will be tagged as "mine." You are free to do whatever you want with "mine" just don't take credit for it or be one of those "reposters." Now enjoy this mess they call a blog...

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You know what would be wild?

If Graystripe somehow becomes leader and gets nine lives.

#warriors #warrior cats #graystripe #a light in the mist #the broken code #he will be more immortal than mistystar

Squirrelflight: Ashfur, I really care about you as a friend, but I don’t want any more than that.

Ashfur: You REJECT Ashfur? You reject his feelings like the crowfood? oh! oh! jail for Starclan! jail for Starclan for One Thousand Moons!

#warriors #warrior cats #ashfur #squirrelflight #the new prophecy #the broken code #miette #miette meme

When someone says Brightheart can’t fight.

[Transcript: What the fuck did you just mew about me, you little kittypet? I’ll have you know I was apprenticed top of my class in ThunderClan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on WindClan, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in one-eye warfare and I’m the top warrior in all four clans combined. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will claw you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking mews. You think you can get away with mewing that fox-dung to me over the internet? Think again, mouse-brain. As we meow I am traveling the secret network of tunnels across the forest and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fox-heart. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking crowfood, kit. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my sheathed claws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I am kin to the cats with the power of the stars in their paws and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the territories, you little mouse-heart. If only you could have known what Dark Forest retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you StarClan damn mouse-brain. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking crowfood, kitty.]

#warrior cats #brightheart #navy seals copypasta #text is mine but free to use #this has been in my drafts since before the sixth arc which is why it's four clans instead of five lol

So I was looking up Warrior Cat foreign covers and one thing led to another and I ended up on this Russian website that sells the Russian versions and I translated the page to english and everything about this is perfect I don’t know where to begin.

(link: https://www.labirint.ru/books/188847/)

#warrior cats #warrior cats outcast #power of three #les miserables #my favorite part is add to in garbage

#warrior cats #darkness within #ashfur #shadowsight

littlefanggz

So the new warriors arc huh? wild.

version w/o text under cut

Keep reading

#reblogs

I found Bramblefake’s favorite song

(Xandria- Sweet Atonement)

#warrior cats #bramblefake #bramblestar #the broken code

I made a warrior cats bingo. Bonus points if you get a bingo in a single chapter. Extra bonus points if you manage to check off every box within a book.

#warrior cats #warriors #bingo #bingo card #mine

2016 vs 2020

#warrior cats #2016 #2020 #hell year #i don't even know what to tag this

All this debate on whether Graystripe will choose Millie or Silverstream when he’s in Starclan. Like come on, we all know he’ll choose Firestar over both.

#graystripe #firestar #grayfire

colonel-chicken

Crowfeather’s Trial was a surprisingly good book, so here’s a little tribute to it - basically just an excuse to draw a ton of spooky stoat and Nightcloud in a cat cone.

#reblogs