~Sweet as sugar~

i'm not a cultist i swear dumbbounded since 2013

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wow it’s been LITERAL YEARS since i’ve been on here....aw man

if you’re still here, go check out

giygasm.tumblr.com! that’s where i am now:)

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are we all dead

or was this just a dream

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OH MY GOSH IM NOT DEAD I SWEAR IT

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nah i think all of us are dead but w/e i’ve been dead since i joined

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we’re all dead on the inside 

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We’ve all been dead since the moment we got out of the vagaina

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you're such a virgin you can't even spell vagina right 

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OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL 

BUT THE FIRE IS SO DELIGHTFUL

AND SINCE THERE'S NO PLACE TO GO

PUSSY MONEY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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i'd let orin scrivello dds do me anytime tbh

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My anaconda don’t

My anaconda don’t

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

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OH MY GOSH

LOOK AT HER BUTT

OH MY GOSH

LOOK AT HER BUTT

[twosons-cutiepie]

OH MY GOSH IM NOT DEAD I SWEAR IT

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nah i think all of us are dead but w/e i’ve been dead since i joined

[twosons-cutiepie]

we're all dead on the inside 

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paula is the kind of person who likes nikki manaj 

[twosons-cutiepie]

YOU BET YOUR SWEET HAIRY BALLS I DO 

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SWING FROM MY CHANDELIER BITCHES hAHAH

[twosons-cutiepie]

OH MY GOSH IM NOT DEAD I SWEAR IT

[twosons-cutiepie]

BRUH

BRUH

I LIVE IN TAZMILY WITH MY BOYFRIEND

DO YOU THINK THEY GIVE 2 SHITS

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A. THEY TOTALLY WILL

B. WHO ARE YOU EVEN DATING?

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1. I DONT CARE

C. NOT NINTEN

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ALSO YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO YOUNG TO POLE DANCE FOR MONEY

I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THIS TOPIC

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YES YOU CAN. THE POLICE WILL TAKE YOU TO JAIL IF YOU DO.

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BRUH

BRUH

I LIVE IN TAZMILY WITH MY BOYFRIEND

DO YOU THINK THEY GIVE 2 SHITS

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ALSO YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO YOUNG TO POLE DANCE FOR MONEY

I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THIS TOPIC

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I WANT A PONY

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RILEY, YOU AIN'T GAY

I LOVE YOU, MY SON

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SHININ’ AND BALLIN’ IS ON THE TELEVISION ON SATURDAY NIGHT

AIN’T NONE OF YOU ARE GONNA INTERRUPT ME

IF THERE’S A FIRE, I’M STILL WATCHING MY SHOW OKAY, OKAY? YEAH

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I don’t even know what that is

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THOSE ARE THE EPISODE TITLES, DUMMY

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I still have no idea what that is

[twosons-cutiepie]

Y'kNOW WHAT  WHATEVER YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT

[twosons-cutiepie]

SHININ’ AND BALLIN’ IS ON THE TELEVISION ON SATURDAY NIGHT

AIN’T NONE OF YOU ARE GONNA INTERRUPT ME

IF THERE’S A FIRE, I’M STILL WATCHING MY SHOW OKAY, OKAY? YEAH

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I don’t even know what that is

[twosons-cutiepie]

THOSE ARE THE EPISODE TITLES, DUMMY