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We're out, and no Bat's gonna stop us. Ever.

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7!

7. Do you have a 'one that got away'? If so, why'd you let them go?

No, we don’t.

...Gilda.  She’s better off without me.  But god, I miss her so much.

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Ask my muse increasingly personal questions. See how far you can push them.

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In the days of the sideshow circus, Harvey is known as the Two-Faced Man, or The Man Split Between Heaven and Hell.  One half of him is beautiful, nearly-angelic, with a clear tone and calm reasoning, the kind of man all men should aspire to be.  The other half is horribly scared, and speaks roughly, with a harsh tone and the kind of language that would shame a sailor, its foggy eye staring coldly at all who fall within its gaze.

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Send ★ for a talent headcanonHarvey's go-to pick up line in college was that he could tie a cherry stem with his tongue.  It was cheesy, it earned him a lot of eye rolls, but he was also never without a date when he wanted one.  He still can, too.

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Do you two have separate orientations?

Harvey smirked.  ”Hilarious as it might seem to you, we do.  I’m bisexual.  Two-Face is—”

”Not.”

"…Is straight."

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twototangowiththedevil replied to your post: What are you afraid of?

"Any reason you should fear it?" Harvey asked, looking at him through his good eye. "I did used to be a district attorney. I’d hate to have to prosecute you."

"Former being the key word here, Harvey," Jonathan replied with the same soft tone he used when talking to unstable patients, looking very much as though he were filing that statement away for later analysis. "Moreover, I don’t have anything to be afraid of.”

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"Don't use that kind a' tone on us," Two-Face snapped.  "Or you will find somethin' to be afraid of."  The coin glittered softly in the light as it rolled between his scared fingers.

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Who is your hero?

"We don’t have any damn heroes," Two-Face growled.  "They’re nothin’ but trouble."

After a moment, Harvey softly added, “Bruce.  Jim.  Gilda.”

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Cute.

Wanted to know which places we should avoid.  We don’t want any of your vines getting tangled in our plans.

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Charming as always, Twofy. All three of us know you would jump at the chance to get tangled up in my vines.

Plans, hmm? More of the usual, I assume? Robbing the second bank of Gotham on the twenty-second of the month?

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Last time we tangled, we wound up with an itch.  We're in no hurry to pollinate your flower, princess.

Very funny.  No, we've broken that habit.  Didn't you hear?  We're practically cured, says the Doc.  Of course, Harvey's still pathetic as ever, but what can you do.

He'd be more than happy to tangle back with you if he had himself to himself.  Good thing I'm here to keep him right.

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Well, we were wondering when you'd get out. You taken root anywhere yet?

Two-Face, what an unpleasant surprise. I’ve got a little place of my own, it’s not much, but my babies seem to like it. Why do you ask? Need a roommate that doesn’t live in your head?

[twototangowiththedevil]

Cute.

Wanted to know which places we should avoid.  We don't want any of your vines getting tangled in our plans.

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We may be a bit on both sides, but we’re always on the side of right thinking.  Besides, anything that helps spread the truth about what these “heroes” do is good by us.

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Two-Face, GGG Media has learned that the Bats are in this vigilante club due to a lust for power and fame. Add this to the posturing of the Arrow crew in Star City and the Manhunter about to marry billionaire Oliver Queen, and it all seems chillingly clear that “fame” is at least part of the draw for these dangerous, reckless fools.

What can YOU share with your fellow RIGHT THINKERS about the less than altruistic motives of the Just Us League?

[twototangowiththedevil]

We're very glad you asked, Godfrey.

The way we figure it, the Bat's gotta be gettin' his jollies from it.  Think about it:

He runs around the city in a skintight glorified bondage costume, with constant sexual tension from his fellow colleagues and so-called villainesses.  Then he goes and takes out his pent-up aggression by beating up honest businessmen or people deemed legally insane.  Are these the sort of actions of a hero?  This is the reason good honest men and women can't roam the streets at night for fear of being picked off in the Bat's crusade to get his rocks off.

Tellin' you, Godfrey, it's a crazy world out there in Gotham.  If anyone should be in Arkham, it's that whole Bat crew.

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Ah, another of the people who’s been branded a SUPERVILLAIN by the Just Us League! 

Are you interested in the cause of RIGHT THINKING, Two-Face? Glorious Gordon Godfrey is willing to help you tell YOUR side of the story!

[twototangowiththedevil]

We may be a bit on both sides, but we're always on the side of right thinking.  Besides, anything that helps spread the truth about what these "heroes" do is good by us.

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OOC Post

This one's going here, because it's much more appropriate, obviously.  Below is my and a classmate's attempt at B:TAS Two-Face makeup.  Not to brag, but I think we did pretty darn good for a first try.

Here we are!  This is my face.  Well, both of them.

It's hard to notice in the awful light of my bathroom, but I actually did up my right side with a little tan makeup to look just a bit more like the B:TAS Two-Face.

Boom!

I see you there, camera.  I am not amused.

Some detail on the mouth.  We'd drawn the lips on, but couldn't figure out what to do to fill it in.  We mixed a goldenrod with white for the teeth, and used a brighter red (actually the same red, just without the blue mixed in) for the gums.  A couple dashes of eyeliner pencil, and we had teeth.

The eye we obviously would need real prosthetics for or something, but we just used a lighter version of the teeth color for the eye to make it look a little wider.  My natural eyebrow served as the bottom of the new one, and there we are.  We did discover that I have a very small forehead, so we couldn't go too crazy with it, but I think it still worked.

Snarly Two-Face!

Angry Two-Face!

Aw shit, son, we got smirky Two-Face!  You know a couple somethings are about to go down in Gotham!

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Dammit, Clown!

[twototangowiththedevil]

Hey Harvey! What are your resolutions for 2013?

The same as it is every year, really.  I just want to be rid of him.

Fat chance of that, Harv.

Like your resolution isn't the same about me....

Damn right, it is!