fake dating sentence starters!
" my ex just walked in... do you think we could maybe hold hands? pretend we're together? "
" oh come on... just for one weekend, pretend we're dating? "
" so you get a fake girlfriend/boyfriend/partner for the weekend. what's in it for me? "
" okay, you gotta kiss me, and make it look convincing. "
" you're actually a pretty awesome pretend girlfriend/boyfriend/partner, you know. "
" fine. to make them jealous. but you are NOT calling me honey, baby or sweetheart. "
" why not just tell your parents you're single? "
" if you want this to look real, we better get to know one another properly. "
" you know... for a fake relationship, that felt pretty real... "
" that's your ex?! THAT'S my fake competition? "
" look. it's one mission. once we've got what we need, we never have to see each other again. "
" ah. i didn't... really think of the hotel room. i can sleep on the couch? "
" damn. we are one hot fake couple. "
" coast is clear. but... if you want, we can keep holding hands, i guess. "
" i'm not judging you, but your ex is a dick. "
" screw the mission! i'm not putting my fake wife/husband/partner in danger! "
" well... i mean, i know we finished the job, but... we do still have the hotel room for the rest of the weekend. wanna keep up the charade for a little longer? "