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@twstedincorrect
MC, about OB! Malleus. this is... big. probably the biggest thing we've had to face. the final boss. his final form. endgame. ragnarok. civil war. winter soldier.
ACE. now you're just listing Marvel movies.
MC. it's what I do when I get nervous.
IDIA. jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
AZUL. oh, you’ve been?
IDIA. once. In Monopoly.
TREY. how many kids do you have?
VIL. biologically, emotionally, or legally?
SEBEK. so what’s for dinner?
SILVER, STARING AT THE FOOD LILIA JUST BURNT. regret.
ROOK. 'person of interest' is almost too flattering.
ROOK. like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
LEONA. with great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
EPEL. I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
JACK. why?
EPEL. vil confiscated my driving privileges. I know I crashed our car but at least we're ten minutes early.
JACK. ... I don't even think you have a driver's license.
EPEL. I don't.
EPEL. fuck.
VIL. we've got to work on your cursing.
EPEL. why? i'm pretty good at cursing already.
LEONA. you're right.
MALLEUS. that's an unusual phrase for you. did you just learn it?
LEONA.
MALLEUS. three words. say them and i'm yours, child of man.
YUU. three words.
MALLEUS.
KALIM. so... are we flirting right now?
JAMIL. i'm literally stabbing you.
KALIM. that doesn't answer my question.
DEUCE. what the fuck is wrong with you!?
ACE. wow, you could've started with a good morning.
DEUCE. good morning. what the fuck is wrong with you!?
ACE.
YUU. grim is banned from Mostro Lounge, so we had to go out of town to get some.
GRIM. well they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
YUU.
YUU. grim, you ate a chair.
JADE. English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
FLOYD. you need to stop.
DEUCE. can you be serious for 5 minutes?
ACE. my personal record is 4. I can do this.
CATER. hey hey check this out, i'm gonna scan myself to prove how much i'm worth.
TREY. okay?
*shows nothing*
CATER. you see that? that's because i'm ✨ 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 ✨ eh— ✨ 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 ✨
ROOK. [emerges from underneath the table]
VIL. Had fun under there?
ROOK. Oui, I took a picture of your knees.
VIL. *concerned* why would you take a picture of my— man... My knees are hot.
ROOK. [nodding excitedly]