The Egon Spengler Sex Guy

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[twwowuvv]

Hey!! I'm A and this is my super awesome blog type shit.

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She/Her

AO3 Warrior

SPENGLERFUCKER!!! 🫣

DNI- Under 18 (SORRY I was you once and I did irreparable damage to my psyche) , racist, sexist, homophobic, alt right, pedophiles

I've been a Ghostbusters fan ever since I first saw the original movie as a kid, resulting in like 14 years of torment.

NSFW CONTENT, RP, FANFIC, MESSAGES WELCOME!!!!!!

I have my Associate's of Science in Criminal Justice, and I'm currently pursuing my Bachelor's of Science in Human Biology!

Future Death Investigator ☠️⚕️⚖️

Some of my other interests include: music, death investigation, ufology, cryptozoology, reading

FAVS

MUSIC

Pain

Gary Numan

DEVO I LOVE DEVO PLEASEEE TALK TO ME ABOUT DEVO...

System of A Down

Boards of Canada

Weird Al

Rush

many many many more too many to list

TV SHOWS

X-Files

Twin Peaks

Young Sheldon unironically

Breaking Bad

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Trailer Park Boys...

I lowkey highkey love old wifeswap

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Dr. Egon Spengler...you are so find i wont you are you free friday for dinner <3

DR. RAYMOND STANTZ

Winston Zeddemore, PhD., Maj. U.S.M.C.!!

peter

[tooleftfeets]

Proton Pack

[twwowuvv]

She crank generator on my n-filter til I legris elbow

[bignoseluver]

idk what my problem is

[ghostbusters-containment-unit]

Here's a part two; also the Etsy witch thing is so amusing to me considering Dan Ackroyd has confessed he did infact back in the day actually hire witches to curse the movie that he did not like how it showed his best friend. And the movie did tank in theaters!

[twwowuvv]

i always find it difficult to talk about ghostbusters with the actual intended audience it came out for because I, for example, watch the movie with an intense burning of lust within me and it is NOT for blatant possesed dana barrett sex appeal...

[twwowuvv]

i want to fuck and suck that middle aged parapsychologist so intensely it kills him

[twwowuvv]

EVERYONE GET MORE PERVERTED AND FREAKED UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

daily affirmations: i am allowed to be weird on tumblr. i am allowed to post stuff that makes me seem crazy because it's fun to do that. no one is watching me panopticon style they are just following me normalstyle. i am allowed to be weird on tumblr.

[realluigi16]

jarvis search egon spengler/reader on archive of our own and filter by mature content only

[spxnglr]

- “When Dr. Stantz first broached the subject of adapting and abridging Tobin’s Spirit Guide, I admit that my initial response was hesitation; as Dr. Stantz noted in his introduction, selecting the content for an abridged version would (and did) take a significant amount of our downtime, which is in short supply as it is. I was also in the midst of a sensitive series of experiments involving the reaction of our stores of emotionally-charged ectoplasm to various psychotropic pharmaceutical compounds and wasn’t sure I could spare the time required to sift through such an enormous amount of information.

“However, Dr. Stantz’s enthusiasm for the adaptation was not dissimilar to that which drove our research into the paranormal and led to our work as Ghostbusters in the first place. Suffice it to say, considering our work has prevented the end of the known world, I’ve learned there is value in Dr. Stantz’s instincts.

“In reading this book you’ll have noticed information on common entities that you might come across in everyday life as well as the more extreme types that, you will not, such as demons, gods, or metaspecters.

“However, please note that all supernatural entities must be handled with caution. For the Ghostbusters, direct contact with powerful supernatural entities is only tenable because of our specialised equipment. As such, you should avoid any such direct contact of your own, which can easily result in death, injury, or perhaps even being pulled into an adjacent dimension and tortured for all eternity.

“That said, it is still our hope that, through exposure to this work, more of you will be inspired to follow in our footsteps - and indeed, the footsteps of John Tobin - to shed light on the unknown through further research.

“That would be good.”

- DR. EGON SPENGLER NEW YORK, NY

(Afterward of Tobin’s Spirit Guide, Official Ghostbusters Edition, written by Dr. Ray Stantz and Dr. Egon Spengler.)

[pauls-mccharmly]

[twwowuvv]

Walking around my university campus like "wow....it's so Ghostbusters in here..."

[egonwife]

[keravnos-kori]

it’s just his big dark soulful hamster eyes he can’t help it

[borzou]

A little music I transcribed from the movie.  Enjoy.

[indianajcnes]

Harold Ramis in GHOSTBUSTERS II (1989)

[egonwife]

I feel like he was created in a lab specifically for me …. The world is cold and uncaring but at least I will forever have him 🧘