Do you have any headcanons for Egon Spengler as a lover?
Egon Spengler Headcanons
do i have thoughts about what egon would be like as a lover?? anon that's all i have thoughts about pretty much👻
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: fluff, romance, worshipping, petnames, oral sex, penetrative sex
first and foremost egon is shockingly insatiable, so know that as his lover, you are about to be exhausted
keeping up with his constant desire is impossible, and he'd never expect you to be able to be there for him at all times
but do know that any time you want a little something from him, he is good to go and ready within seconds for you
this high drive and desperate desire comes out in other forms when he can't be quite as physical as he could be
he's very physically affectionate, surprisingly so given his rather clinical nature in other aspects of your relationship
sure, you might be sat there for four hours watching a documentary on just one single sub-species of fungus
but the entire time you will be treated to his long, deft fingers stroking your hair or massaging at your skin or holding your hand
he'll nuzzle into you and press himself against you
and should that physical proximity inspire any lustful feelings in you he will pause the act of education for the act of love
because it actually is more important to him than anything else
he's such a sweetheart, a total romantic, and he'll have a whole roster of pet names that he'll call you while he's balls deep
though he will ONLY ever use your name when he's cumming, it's the only thing he'll shout or moan
speaking of sex, i can confidently assert that he is insanely good at it, from a technical standpoint
the passion and the skill are both there, and he is never afraid to try something new or different
and those long limbs and experimental mind mean he is usually well placed to excel at whatever position or whatever kink you're into
his true area of expertise however is in oral as a service
dick sucking, pussy eating? he works at you like an expensive high-grade order online only toy
and he is DETERMINED like don't expect him to give up just because he's tired or because you think he deserves a break
he will see this through to the end, because the satisfaction lies in the results
it's part of his whole thing about worshipping you, i mean he's had issues with uh... gods and rulers before
but with you, he is more than happy to get down on his knees and profess how wonderful you are
he'll give you a rundown of everything he loves about you, as exacting and precise as a scientific report
that thing could be peer reviewed and published in whatever journal would take it
he's just that serious about how much you and your body mean to him
