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trump: *shaking namjoon's hand* it's nice to meet you

namjoon: it's to meet you too

trump: ...you forgot "nice"

namjoon: i know

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*during sex*

me: i want u to hurt me

him: one time hoseok did a solo vlive and everyone kept asking for the other members

me: wait

him: so hoseok stopped doing solo vlives for over a year

me: stop

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me watching annoying ass solo stans refuse to stream epiphany

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jungkook, wearing a mask: *barges into jin’s restaurant holding a water gun*

jungkook: *points water gun at jin’s face* this is a robbery!

jin: for fucks sake jungkook I told you this morning to not bother me at wo-

jungkook: *shoots water at jin and runs outside*

jin:

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*editor editing run ep*

jimin: *takes a step*

editor: *puts squeaky sound effect*

jimin: *takes another step*

editor: okay *adds sound effect*

jimin: *starts running*

editor, sweating: *continuously placing squeaky sounds* shit fuck shit SHIT

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why you sad? idk nan molla

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joon: ≧◡≦

joon stans:

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namjoon: yoongi-hyung :(

yoongi: what

namjoon: on my way to the dorm i walked past a dead bird :((

yoongi: aw that is so sad hey google play blood sweat and tears

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*jungkook making an instagram account*

jungkook: ok all I need is a password

jungkook: hmmm let’s do “jimin” because he’s a great hyung!

system: password too short

jungkook:

jungkook: lmao you bet he is

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yoongi going to find the staff member who forgot to give him his microphone stand during the performance of airplane pt. 2 causing him to improvise on the spot

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*hoseok walks outside to go swim*

hoseok: wow it’s such a nice day *puts down towel*

taehyung: *comes up from underwater aggressively*

hoseok: WHAT THE FUCK

taehyung: hi hyung

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bts member: *on vlive*

jimin, behind the door in the background:

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕

🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓

🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓

🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑🌑🌔

🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕

🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕

🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕

🌕🌕🌘🌔🌘🌑🌕🌕

🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕

🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕

🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕

🌖🌑🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕

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*yg driving with nj*

Yoongi: Namjoon could you turn on the directions?

Namjoon: yeah sure hyung

Siri: in 500 metres, head east

Yoongi: east? what the fuck do I look like? a fucking compass?

Namjoon: I think by east she means righ-

Siri: in 300 metres, head east

Yoongi: BITCH FUCK YOU

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ily- i love you

lmao- laughing my ass off

tbh- to be honest

omg- oh my god

yiabbsilbg- yes im a bad boy so i like bad girl

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bts: ᵃʷ ʲᵘⁿᵍᵏᵒᵒᵏᶦᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵇᵃᵇʸ ᵘʷᵘ

jungkook: hyungs shut up im an adULT

armys: ᵃʷ ʲᵘⁿᵍᵏᵒᵒᵏᶦᵉ ᵇᵃᵇʸ!!

jungkook: ʸᵉˢ ᶦᵐ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵃᵇʸ :(

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If this video doesn’t represent me during math class in the morning idk what does