“Well, depends on how you look at it. Wheatgrass has a lot of nutritional properties, but it’s not the go-to remedy for detoxing. Besides, you can’t actually detox your body, so just roll with whatever, but don’t overdo it with the burgers and fries. You wanna try a different one?”
“Who said anything about detoxing? There’s no way I could live on anything like this for long enough to detox. I’ll cut back on the burgers and fries if it means I won’t have to drink this too often. Yes, let’s definitely try another one - one that doesn’t taste like the combination of the color green and...dirt.”














