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Leah: would ya? thatd be a big help before im choked in my sleep
Tony: details pls?
pearlwintrs:
“Fourteen degrees in Greece,” Pearl wearily rattled off the fact as she inspected her cuticles. “Fourteen fucking degrees. I felt like Weird Al-bino.” A pair of black out cat eye sunglasses rested on the freckled bridge of her nose, obscuring her sun kissed features so she could bask in the glow of her own mystery. Mystery being why Pearl thought an impromptu getaway with Max was something to poke fun at when they hadn’t once bothered to notify anybody before they’d sky dived into their very own Greek tragedy. “We stole you a souvenir though. Thoughtful.“
“Yeah?” Anthony asked, barely looking up from his phone as the blonde haired beauty made hints about her getaway. He hadn’t known much about it, which was fine, though her passive nature of slyly bringing up vacationing in Greece dripped with “please, someone ask me about it”. And Tony wasn’t rude, he’d ask more eventually. “What’d you steal for me? Anything worth Greek authorities chasing your tiny ass out of their country for?”
fairchildxari:
“Come on, Elvis! Good boy!” Ariella grinned with joy as she lifted up the pup, pressing a quick kiss to the top of its wet snout once he brought the back the vibrant green ball to her. “There, go get it!” Throwing it once more, she watched as the dog ran all the way across the park, only to end up bringing the toy over to the someone else - dropping it by their feet before crawling curiously over their legs. “I’m so sorry.” The ginger rushed to the other, offering an apogelic grin while picking up the ball of fur. “I guess he got a bit confused.”
Tony, with to-go coffee cup in hand, hadn’t been paying much attention to his surroundings as he practically stumbled back from his 8 am class. Present Tony cursed past him every morning when his sleepy eyes had to flutter open and his brain had to start actually working sitting in that damn lecture --the bane of his existence, he had decided. So when a dog made it’s way to his feet, dropping a ball that had probably been meant for it’s owner, Tony just sighed, waiting as a fiery redheaded girl followed her animal to retrieve it. “It’s no problem, it’s not like he’s attacking my ankles,” he told her with a tiny smirk, lips finding themselves on the cap of his coffee cup to down another gulp, completely ignoring the dog and taking in this girl’s facial features instead. “What’s his name?”
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jesse: on a scale of 1-10
jesse: how willing are you to potentially make a Terrible Mistake
Tony: with a capital TM?
Tony: 9.5/10
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Pearl: i feel super psychic rn let me predict your future
Tony: do you read tarot cards too? come over, read my palm
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Leah: im talkin cerulean blue
Tony: hmmm, haven't seen it.
Tony: but i have time, i can help you look
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Saskia: wanna help me beat down a fresher who owes me $50 for a keg?
Tony: i hold him dowm, you throw the punches
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Bradley: can you give me a ride?
Bradley: not an innuendo btw
Tony: where to?
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Saskia: you're fucking dead pal
Saskia: sorry wrong number lmao
Tony: hah, tho pretty much you're not wrong
Tony: i dont even need to context im for whatever you were threatening death for
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Leah: !!! have u seen my blue backpack anywhere?
Leah: this wouldnt be so urgent if i hadnt borrowed my roommates charger without askin
Tony: cobalt blue, cornflower, navy? like what shade, you know?
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sxskiacohen:
Nobody really had any idea what Saskia had done, what had been done to her. She was good at keeping secrets, telling half-truths, never letting anyone see how fucked up and insane she really was. She hid behind bravado and alcohol and aggression. She shrugged, tucking her long black hair behind her ear. “Depends on how you look at it. Tragedy is different for everyone. Just yesterday I saw a girl crying on the quad over her smashed iPhone. How shell go on after that, I have no idea,” Saskia said, expertly changing the subject off herself. She smiled again, cocking her head. “No, those fools didn’t even sign a pre-nup. Although Ken was an alcoholic, and Barbie was fucking some 20 year old model. I remember Barbie even threw a vase a Ken’s head at one point. Poor kids. There was a long drawn out custody battle, their poor daughter developed a lot of trust issues and a daddy complex. Wonder what ever happened to her,” she mused, the smirk still on her face. The Barbie and Ken story was a bit of a metaphor for her own childhood, eerily similar, a truth told in an offhand, puzzling manner. “The state of sex ed in this country is terrible. You think from watching all that porn y’all would know something about fucking a girl, but alas. Every dude I’ve ever met still can’t tell the words clit and lit apart.”
“Oh shit, hopefully her daddy had iPhone insurance or some shit,” he muttered, rolling his eyes at how petty tragedy seemed to be these days. Though it was clear, the ones who had really experienced such a thing didn’t talk about what happened to themselves, just the shitty versions of everyone else’s problems. At least, that’s what Tony did. He’d rather talk about his his mother loved red wine more than her children than how he had put a gun to his nephew’s head to coax his brother in law from his master bedroom. Good thing that baby wouldn’t remember and instead Tony was left with nightmares of the images instead. “A vase, huh? She probably would have done more damage with a hair dryer, but you know, when you’re angry you’ll do anything to prove a point. Maybe that was all that within reach.” Smirking, Tony stuck his hands in his pockets of his jacket, giving Saskia a small shrug. “Poor baby’s probably a stripper named Cinnamon. That’s where most daddy issued children of divorce wind up. I mean, stereotypically at least.” Another laugh pulled from the pit of Tony’s diaphragm. “Good fucking lord, I’m so sorry.”
schxana:
“I get drunk from two drinks, I wear heels nearly every where and I’ve like zero percent body fat. I’m literally a kidnappers wet dream, I have to be cautious.” she rambled on, Scheana’s favourite topic was herself. “I never said you were a stalker but how do I know the next guy I accept on instagram isn’t or the next guy who direct messages me on Twitter doesn’t have a barrel of bodies in his basement. That goes for guys too, no one is more vindictive, cruel or as dangerous as a young woman.” she nodded her head as if she had just discovered maslow’s theory. “I had a good year, I went to cabo for spring break. Why did yours suck exactly? Besides all the dead people.”
“That’s why you shouldn’t go out alone, but hey, bad things happen to girls in groups too. You probably already know this considering all the paranoid research you’ve been doing.” Tony gave the girl a look, scrunching his eyebrows together as he made the assumption. He had to stop doing that. “If you live that that, you won’t actually live,” he responded dryly. Of course the conversation would turn to something Anthony could actually relate to --dead bodies. Licking his lips, he composed himself, softening his expression and opening his ears to really listen to her syllables talk on and on. “See, that’s something I can agree with. Women are scary, yet so much fun. I don’t understand how you all even let men stay in this world. You barely need us. Cabo is nice. And I’m not just saying my year was bad. The entirety of 2016 was shitty. Starting with that fucking gorilla.”
sxskiacohen:
“Present day Tumblr, I guess? 2011 was way too full of fandoms,” she responded. Her hands were twitchy, moving every which way, tapping on her own knee steadily. She constantly felt like a live wire, ready to shock at any instant, especially when she was actually interested in the conversation she was having. Her eyes lit up at his laugh, looking up at him with a genuine smile on her face. “Oh, it is, trust me. Besides, get a few shots in me and I’ll probably end up blurting out my whole fuckin’ tragic life story anyways,” she responded. She put her chin in her hand, looking at him more closely. “Nah, never been one of those girls. When I was little I used to play divorce with my Barbie and Ken dolls instead of a wedding. You know what’s really fuckin’ tragic? Girls who have been with the same boyfriend for years and never had an orgasm. I’m thinking about starting a GoFundMe to free all of them, or get them vibrators at least. "
It was an important question; then or now. It would open up more insight to her for Tony, as present day Tumblr boy’s wet dreams were so much different then back then. Plus, as she answered, Tony could see it. Look at her. “Is it that tragic though? Everyone seems to be hopped up on the sob story train these days. Not to put your experiences down or anything, it’s just everyone seems to be a little over dramatic these days.” Plus, Anthony had a tendency not to give a shit about those experiences. It was a problem. But maybe that could change for this girl, the way her eyes lit up seemed to make his knees weak in a way he wished would fucking stop. “Divorce, huh? Was there a pre-nup? There should always be one just in case Barbie decided to be a raging alcoholic and Ken decided to fuck a couple hookers or even some of Barbie’s friends. It’s inevitable. --Oh Jesus, bless those girls. They have no idea what they’re missing. I saw this meme the other day: something about how girls can watch a ten minute YouTube makeup tutorial and know how to expertly contour and guys can watch porn for 10 years and still not know how to find the clit. --The internet has never been more accurate.”
schxana:
“Well, why wouldn’t I give my snapchat to guys I meet in a dark nightclub when I’ve probably done way too many shots. I don’t have to add them back and they get to watch my stories..which are funny as fuck by the way.” she rambled on picking back up her phone. “Besides, I’d never give my phone number out it’s a dangerous world out there; murderers, stalkers, trump supporters.” she explained. “That music video is burned into the back of my brain like that guy who lost his leg last semester and the two girls one cup video. 2012 was not a good year.
“You’re a lot more cautious in comparison to me,” Tony stated with a slight nod, almost as if he knew it as fact instead of something he had just heard from her sentences. As if he had known her longer than two minutes. “Hey, I have nothing against watching pretty girl’s funny snap stories, but it’s even better when you can send them back and forth. Let’s get this clear though, it’s not like I’m stalking girls at bars and demanding for their numbers. It’s just me going out with some buds and running into girls who seem interested in one or some of us. It’s not a crime, people meet at bars all the time.” As if he gave a shit about defending himself, yet here he was totally doing it. But then he practically choked on air, a chuckle pairing with his words. “--Trump supporters. Hell, that’s the scariest of all. Sure, but nothing sucked worse than 2016. Literally, the year to end all years. We’re going downhill fast.”
rrorykieffer:
“Maybe it should have been because the last one was just as fucking good.”
“Honestly, I’m more for anything The Weeknd is featured on than his actual shit. Somehow it just resonates with me more. But then again, I have yet to have some hourglass shaped heart throb grind on me to his second album, so I’m not exactly sure how I feel about it yet.”