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[tyboned-arch]

“Tonight was date night.”

“As it would turn out, girls love it when you surprise them with twelve long, squishy-soft inches of giant gummy worm.”

[smutxmemes]

Send my muse a kink and they'll rate it based on interest

[smutxmemes]

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

[tyboned-arch]

“... Who would you have a threesome with if-”

“Sigourney Weaver. Next question.”

[divineofficial]

The tree is officially up! 🍆🎄

Christmas tree by @willambelli

[6000c]

bro how am i suppose to suck ur dick if our aesthetics dont match

[tyboned-arch]

I'm still thinkin about you ~⛧

Keep thinkin’. That’s all you’re gonna be able to do.

[platinummemes]

It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to!

[tyboned-arch]

No amount of food will bribe me. I have a will of steel.

[faecreature-x]

[delirious--mistakes]

the halloween socks stay on during sex

[unclefather]

???

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[kscotter]

[uglysex]

i cant see my haters because i got cum in my eyes

[gothspitt]

let me wear ur hoodie while i ride ur dick 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

[reaper-0-1]

Who the fuck wrote this

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life