bork borkf

rebagels and assorted mango slices

[tycoriam]

why does the infamous ranibow sprimkle post need a content label again?

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[tycoriam]

just turn ḷ̶͑r̶̙͎̋̃i̴̱͉̾̉ę̶̯̈́̏ḁ̸̭̄͑h̵̭́͝ť̴̜͓͛ , simple

[norrahc]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

I know people don't like having the blindingly obvious suggested to them but the following do have to regularly be said to people I know so:

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

Is it plugged in properly?

What does the manual say?

You can probably Google that

Have you eaten?

I know you remember making the food but did you actually eat it?

Well do it sitting down then

You're probably having a reaction to one of the ingredients, read the label and see if there's anything in there that you recognise

Okay did you actually tell him that? With your mouth? Using words?

The painkillers only work if you take them

Cool had has self-flagellating actually made this work before or?

Yeah okay you 'must remember to' but you remember to NOW so do it NOW

Put it in your fucking calendar

Do you want me to show you how to set up reminders

So use BOTH hands then

... the suggestions of the blindingly obvious will continue until people demonstrate consistently that they don't need it.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

did you take your fucking meds

[tycoriam]

if i don't remember to take study breaks I don't get cat images from friends. Yeah these things are obvious now, casually scrolling, but not in THE ZONE/MAXIMUM DAYDREAMING/DEPRESS TIME. Sometimes I forgor when i get too deep into a BRAINSTATE

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[segamascott]

[tycoriam]

[thepollingstation]

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21

[my-dailydreams]

[tycoriam]

my tumblr feed did a thing.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

My friend just sent this in the group chat, we got the new gay or European 2026 update

A rigorous diagnostic. 15 questions. One uncomfortable truth.

[gala-xyzz]

okay.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I got the reverse

[tycoriam]

i was curious and now apparently im european

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[tycoriam]

I <3 my friends even especially when they try to obliterate me with laughter

[s-lycopersicum]

Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

[skimmer-vode]

Reblog to animatedly boop your followers

[tycoriam]

Sunbreak by a Monster Hunter rookie.

I like Charge Blade. I have NO IDEA how to land those discharges but it feels so good to fiddle with the inputs and combos and activating CHAINSAW MODE and I just don't even know what to do but I enjoy the level of adaptability it has. Helped a friend hammer narwa in the dragonballs. Good times.

[prguitarman]

[prguitarman]

Happy Anniversary. This is the original post. On this day in 2011 I was doing a charity drive for the natural disasters in Tōhoku and drew this. A few hours later I turned it into a gif and posted it here.

Here’s the original doodle before I drew it into a GIF

[prguitarman]

Happy 14th birthday Nyan Cat! The original post originated here on Tumblr

[prguitarman]

A lot has changed these past 15 years but it’s delightful to see this little cat continuing to zip past every corner of the internet. Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat!

Thank you to everybody who has kept it going all this time. Drew a special cake version today to celebrate 🎂✨

[tycoriam]

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.... my keyboard isn't broken, i'm typign in the wrong windwors afaynb /and when i find out what i typed im tobba corypaste it into tuvke withour editing so i can show all my friends how basdly i type whe nim not poayteign satertiton and dont stop re check homerown after each line

[dijkies13]

Damn dude.

[tycoriam]

I don't even REMEMBER what I was doing when I posted this except angrily not getting the letters out that I intended to. what was even I doing

[spiribia]

i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

[tycoriam]

[trufflesmushroom]

patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence

[trufflesmushroom]

patricia lockwood has officially completed 7 years of her full 1000 year sentence