Welcome To Hell

Condoms Can't Protect You From Spiritually Transmitted Demons

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[sirheisenberg]

[cutefunnybabyanimals]

Dogs are amazing via /r/aww http://bit.ly/2SIOi00

[transvampirerights]

[thecooler]

[thealpacalypse-archive]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[runfast-livefearless]

I got chills just thinking about this

[pszeudoertelmisegi]

My kind of kink.

[lettersiarrange]

My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED

[robeblr]

Your favorite movie(s) and tv series?

Sens8 was pretty great. I can’t think of a movie I’ve rewatched more than lord of the rings

[robeblr]

Which is your favorite character in Sense8? Do you have a favorite episode? If so, which one?

I love Sun and Wolfie - the first sex episode was amazing.

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[little-niggah-sugar]

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

[ur-friendly-local-memer]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

[skinoutqueen]

Where the thick boys at, hope y’all had a good day, looking like a big ol cute ass teddy bear I love y’all

[urfavegemini]

Reblog if its okay to randomly message you because I want more gay friends 😊

[wizd0mz]

Talk to me 😛

[von-felden]

Let’s talk!

[thedreamthieves]

scream

[tamaytka]

Favourite badass couple 

[politijohn]

Shoutout to all the queer family heroes

[cenkrett]

Half of the people on tumblr:  “I talk pretty tough for someone with a soft, fluffy bunny heart full of feelings.” Me, unable to relate:  “I talk a lot about tolerance and understanding for someone who is always 2 seconds away from serious violence.”

[ace-aro-fandroid]

So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now

[catgirldick]

Ur echo has a crush

[caught]

Dudes should make out with each other for fun like wtf