Puppies & Puns

I post what I like. But not often.

[dragonpuppies]

Bruce Wayne: haha, yeah, I broke my arm playing polo again (and definitely not doing any other activities). Don't worry about it! :D Everyone in Gotham: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP PLAYING POLO! IT IS NOT THE SPORT FOR YOU! THERE ARE OTHER RICH PEOPLE SPORTS WHERE THE COLOSSALLY CLUMSY DO NOT RISK DEATH!

[yorgen-sh]

[salt-n-tigers]

I love this one, I’ve been doing it for a while now since seeing here on the tumblr years ago. My other favorite I’ve used since long before I found this site is-

What are you eating under there?!!!!

[beardedmrbean]

[mleelunsford]

I drew some of the little people who live inside my computer

[mleelunsford]

People that live inside my computer part2

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

[troubled-guest]

[psikonauti]

Scott Prior (American, b. 1949)

Valley in Winter, 2014

Oil on linen

[knightofleo]

[ohmovie]

My place was never in this world. I sought and longed for something I could not quite name. But in you, I found it. To be lost and to be found, that is the lifespan of love.

FRANKENSTEIN (2025) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[finnwolfhards]

this is superior humor

[duke-chainsaw]

I have some to add:

[pyros-random-thoughts]

M O R E

[oh-great-autistic-gay]

I hope you enjoy

[bravelycowering]

[the-11th-doctor2]

This is horrible. I'm in love.

[sage-nebula]

[dragonpuppies]

"mister the frog" you mean KERMIT?!!??!

I don't know who you think I am, but Mr. The Frog and I are not on a first-name basis.

[dragonpuppies]

"One more sleep 'til Christmas" stuck in my head already for no reason. It is forty-one sleeps until Christmas, Mister The Frog; be quiet. That is not even counting naps.

[beardedmrbean]

[mornington-the-crescent]

-make a mountain out of a molehill

-count my chickens before they hatch

-put all my eggs in one basket

[dragonpuppies]

*checks for Weird Al in reblogs*

*sighs*

Fine, I'll do it myself.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid (Official Video)

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[dragonpuppies]

Tagged by @theriu to post gifs without elaboration from 10 of my favorite movies. (In theory I'm also supposed to tag 10 other people, but I will not be doing that).

[beardedmrbean]

[silkypicrew]

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.

[c---crow]

i'm no good at painting sorry. i have excessive line work instead

[hydrahowl]

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

(via @we-walked-out-of-a-tomb-for-this)

[mornington-the-crescent]

Words are not violence. Silence is not violence. You know what is violence, though?

Violence.