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TYDE - 23 - HE/HIM

Howdy! I'm Tyde and this is my main blog where ill be reblogging and posting stuff about whatever interests me. I'll also most likely be reblogging stuff from my art blog which will be linked below. Be sure to check it out if ya get the chance!

Anyways see ya on the dashboard duders 👍

ART BLOG - COMMISSIONS - TOYHOUSE - CARRD

#pinned #i accidently posted this to my art blog at first ffs #anyways hi!!! excited to finally have a pinned

Adulthood be like man I wish I had an industrial cardboard shredder

#tyde talks #i just took 20 min ripping up cardboard boxes to fit in the trash #like its fun 2 or 3 boxes in but then im like alright lets wrap this shit up buddy #adulting #idk im horrid at taggin fr

cosmonautroger

jellyfish babies

#i need to turn into one of these #stimmy stuffs

nem23

#FAVE FOLDER #LMFAO I LOVE THIS POST

Used a public mens restroom for the first time the other day and dont get me wrong!!! The gender euphoria was awesome but if yall penis having mother fuckers dont either learn how to aim or wipe your piss puddle off the floor I will personally rip your cock n balls off and flush that shit down the toilet

#tyde talks #i literally had to hold my gym shorts up at my knees so they wouldnt touch the piss covered floor #like are yall just aiming at the fucking floor???#get a grip on that thang and aim damnit #lgbt #trans #transgender #ftm #context there was no urinal it was a like single person bathroom #which like at that point its even more important to be clean like bro

sycamorality

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

odddogs

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a very special little gumball machine spirited animal

#shiny gumbus holy shit #cats

themysteriousmurasamecastle

plague-vulture

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

#the only way through washing dishes is weed and music/podcasts #or even tv shows #its what got me through working in a dishpit and also gets me through washing my own dishes

imjunebitch

the woke mob is after you? dude that's a new one. I've never heard of that. which version of mine craft are u playign

#minecraft

butchtoks

#FAVE FOLDER

unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

#these hoes boiling me in oil

callali1y

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

sourgunk

#fave folder #i love the frolicing squids

dogpuppy

#me when i rip the bong too hard

nextlevelsmp3

been thinking about this tweet for a month straight

#me at my dad on fatherday when we went to see Disclosure Day #anyways watch Disclosure Day if you fuck with aliens and get the cha ce to watch it #shit was pretty cool and the ending scene rocks hard imo

Don't worry guys theres no gas leak I'm just like this naturally. Infact if I start acting normal we should go ahead and check the CO detectors just to be safe

#tyde talks

emotivehardcore

I hate that the “shauty getting sexually gross with it” comment is a niche thing that only my friends and I know about and not common knowledge because I constantly want to to reference it but no one would know what I’m referencing

emotivehardcore

Can everyone know about this please

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