** UNDER THE SEA **

Tyler Bryant; "Life is like a a roller coaster. You start to go up and then in the words of New Found Glory its all down hill from there."

[tylbryant]

Text:Nicole

Nikki: excuse you?

Nikki: first of all, who the fuck are you talking to like that? because i know it's not fucking me? you can check that shit at the door before i chew you up like winter fresh gum and spit you the fuck out. i'm not the bitch you approach like that. at all. ever. you come at me with respect or not at all. you will CHECK that shit really fucking fast, because i'm not the one nor am i in the mood for YOUR bullshit. thank you very fucking much. you are one batshit crazy bitchmade boy, and i'm the mother fucking queen. know your lane and your worth, my guy. if you think you will EVER try sliding into my texts on some fucking bitch made bullshit taylor? tyler? whatever your name is, let me remind you you knocked up NOEL. not me. MY OWN baby daddy doesn't approach me like that, you will not, ever. get that straight right now.

Nikki: secondly what the fuck are you talking about? i talk shit monday - friday but i don't recall talking "mad shit" about you. i don't really pay attention to peasants that don't really matter in my book so???

Tyler: First off, I'm not your man, husband or even your baby daddy. I don't need to so anything because I'm who I am. Second off, I keep you're talking mad shit about how I'm out here at the clubs every night. Like how would you even know when you're way too busy with your own drama? Like I'm at home grinding my life away to get some killer ass music out because I want my son to have a better life than I ever have.

[tylbryant]

“You now what feels nice? The fact that I’m fucking done Christmas shopping for everyone including my ex who yes I may not get along with but she gave me a son and she deserve to be pampered and treated right as well even after I was kinda of an asshole to her. Anyways, What’s everyone’s plans for the next couple of weeks? Also what the fuck have I missed?” @hhhqstarters​

[tylbryant]

jordyngellerxo​:

❛ kinsley and i decided to have a mama and me day after getting the heads up about aspen. we went all out ― full shopping spree, got nails done, hair done, then we spent a good hour and a half at jumba juice. for a four year old she definitely got her mama’s genes cause that girl can talk, let me tell you. she’s spent a good hour talking about her she wants a frozen birthday party this year since we’re gonna be up in the snow anyways. ❜ //. @hhhqstarters​

“Sounds like one hell of a time for sure but who’s Aspen? Is she a child coming for a vacation? Sorry I have been under a rock and have no idea what’s going on down on earth.”

[tylbryant]

[tylbryant]

Text:Nicole

Ty:What's this about you out here talking mad shit?

Ty:What did I do to you again?

[tylbryant]

Noel listened to Tyler speak to their son and tried to bite her tongue  when he brought up some random girls name  she never heard of but obviously she’d been around Rhett before if she missed her son so much. That was until the taller male opened his mouth and started to speak “ Nah see what you’re not going to do is start being all disrespectful to me  in my own damn house and especially  IN front of my son ,  I didn’t say it was the only thing you do right,  guilty conscious much , big bad wolf? I’ve never questioned your ability to father ” she asked with a slight roll of her eyes. “ And what you’re not going to do is bring my son around to ya messy , dirty hoes houses.I tried to be nice you know for Rhett sake it’s not fair to him to see or hear his parents bicker but when you walk into my house acting like you king or someshit and acting all bad  thats when you got me all types of twisted in thinking i have to take your shit anymore, which oh funny story, i Don’t have too.” The blonde said . Looking down to Rhett she got to her sons level and kissed his cheek “ Baby why don’t you go feed the fish one more time before you go, we forgot to that today” she said and he ran off. Standing back up Not that she went to much taller compared to Tyler “ Don’t you ever fucking disrespect me  infront of my son again , or this conversation will be going a totally different way , He’s not going to grow up to be you,  so don’t . Over here i raise him to respect and treat women  and humans in general nice and to be a kind person “ she said patting his chest and walking towards the coat closet to grab Rhetts other jacket incase and putting it into his bag 

Tyler shook his head as he looks at the female as he said” First off, Monica is my barber and she has a shop. Second off, how the fuck did I disrespect you besides the fact you made me seem like I don’t give a fuck about OUR SON. Not just yours OURS.” The male said as he then looks into her eyes and said “I was also messing with you about the boyfriend thing. I didn’t mean any disrespect to you in your house and I’m sorry if my life style and how I live my life is such a problem for you but know when our son is with me he is in a safe and respectful environment. Also I don’t have any hoes. Just your sister comes and hangs out with us. So unless you consider her a Hoe then no I have no hoes ever.” He said as he then added “Look,.I’m sorry for what I did to you but I promise you our son is not gonna be like me or even his uncle.”

[ailemoon]

[xxkellsvixen19xx]

Machine Gun Kelly on the carpet at the AMA's

[awstenknight]

I cannot hide these feelings…

[tylbryant]

xonoelham​:

Closed starter// @tylbryant​

Noel hated trade off days with Rhett, he was her only peace in the crazy world she lived  and wanted nothing more than to just have him all the time, but she couldn’t because it wasn’t that Tyler was a bad dad, she just would forever have a salty bitchy attitude towards him and if there was one things the Hamptons could do it was attitudes  and hold grudges. it hadn’t been to long ago where the pair were together and her mind were perfect and happy.. until she came home to the house the made together to find him with someone else in their bed since then she hated to even speak to him unless about Rhett. “ baby lets get your shoes and sweatshirt on, daddy will be here to get you any second” the blonde called out to her son . Walking up the stairs she saw the small blonde getting his shoes on and she grabbed his tye dye sweatshirt and slipped it on over his head “ perfect , you’re the cutest i nthe world” she said kissing his cheek ‘ I know, I know and I get it from you i know “ he said rolling his eyes, Noel had told him all the time all his cuteness had came from her and she loved the on going joke because if they were being honest Rhett was Tyler in a small form. Hearing the knock the two looked to each and got up , Rhett running down the stairs to open and greet his dad . Noel came down slowly behind and could only roll her eyes towards him “ hey, so his tablets in his backpack, he just ate lunch like an hour ago . But I was hoping while you have him if you can go get his hair cut? it’s getting all up in his eyes and one thing you can do right is explain how his hair should be cut better than I “ she said 

Tyler know that he and his baby momma didn’t get along because he did cheat on her but honestly,they never got along they had to use sex to keep them together and it’s better they were not together for their child’s sake. The male smiles as he walks up to the door his exes house and knocks on it,smiling as he lifts his son up and said”Hey little man. How’s it going?” He asked the younger boy as his son’s mother began to speak to him about a haircut and his tablet as he looks at Rhett and said”Wanna so see monica today? I heard shes been dying to see my little lady killer.” As he looks back at Noel and said”Yeah, I can do that but you know I do a hell of a lot for him and do a lot right. So honestly I don’t know why you treat me like i’m a dead beat father. I’m not my dad thanks. So hows the new guy in your life? Oh wait? Nevermind you don’t have one because no guy can stand to be around you which is why I left amoung other things.”

[tylbryant]

❛ the one and only - takes right after her daddy. she does, but i don’t think she comes through in the clutch for rewards, she’s a little sweet pea. ❜ jordyn replied, offering a smile. ❛ wow, does that line work for you often? cause all i heard was big fuck boy energy. i don’t think my man’s would appreciate that much. ❜

“Awe,that’s cute. At least she made the catch and came through in the clutch.” He said with a smile as he said with a laugh as he said” What line are you talking about? I just wanted to try and help you as well as make you feel better.”

[tylbryant]

“thanks, but i’m good. it won’t take long to vacuum it out, it’s just annoying that it has to be done.”

“Fair enough. So what’re your plans for the up coming holidays? going out of town or anything like that?”

[tylbryant]

“i feel as if i’d be better if my new car didn’t have goldfish crumbs all over it already, but i guess i only have myself to blame for trusting a toddler to not make a mess.”

“”This is very true but We can clean it together if you like.”

[tylbryant]

❛ that she does, my little rookie stays on point so i might actually have to get her some sort of medal or something for christmas. i was trying to text, eat, and walk which apparently is too much for one person to do at the same time. basically it all resulted in me falling up the stairs. but yeah, i’m fine, a little banged up, pretty sure there’s gonna be a fat ass bruise on my hip for the next few days - but i’ll live. thanks for asking. ❜

“Little Rookie huh? I like it. I think she deserves a LOL doll or a video game system.” He said with a chuckle as he then said”Well I can kiss that bruise for you. It will make it feel better for sure.”

[tylbryant]

“right? i hate people that have no common sense. like, ask how i’m doing, sure — but don’t tell me i don’t look good, it’s messed up. it’s nice to meet you, i’m odessa.”

“You and I both. People can bite my ass if they wanna be a fucking asshole. Pleasure to meet you,Odressa. How’re you on this lovely evening.?”

[tylbryant]

jordyngellerxo​:

“i decided i was gonna fall going up my stairs today… no not down, fam, i fell up them bitches. but the most important part of this story is that as i was falling i yelled out, ’save my burrito! ’ because you know, priorities. i don’t know how anyone deals with my ass but kinsley came through with the clutch and saved the burrito. if you see me all black and blue for the next few days, just know… yes it hurts, but the burrito was worth it.” @hhhqstarters​

“First off, Kinsley deserves a medal. Second off, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FALL UP THE STAIRS?! The most important part is are you okay?”

[tylbryant]

odessafitzpatrick​:

“i don’t know why people think it’s okay to say things like ‘you don’t look so good’ to someone. i know i look like shit, my toddler just threw a full as sipper cup at my face and smashed her stupid goldfish all over my new car, i’m allowed to look like i just got out of a warzone, karen… apologies if your name is actually karen.” @hhhqstarters​

“People like that piss me off. I remember one time I was out and someone said that to my baby momma and I got all in their face. Like that’s the most fucked up thing ever to say to a women more less.. Fuck people and their rudeness. Regardless a karen or not a karen that’s fucked up. Anyways I’m Tyler but most people call me Ty.”