[sick-puppy-island]

You can trust her

[totaldramacrackfessions]

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026021]

[duomartini]

reality tv pros, more or less

[realitytvpros]

initially inspired by hozier’s ‘too sweet’ 🕺

[somezu]

Halloween nowen but their goal is to scare children and steal their candy yesyes u see the vision. Also they definitely argued about:

“omg wow being Frankenstein and the scientist would be so cool!!!” “No owen. Frankenstein is the scientist.” “Not in hotel Transylvania 🤨”

[tooblindtizzy]

could you do nowen?? 👉👈

easy as

[sweetkittenhearts]

[somezu]

Total. Yaoi. Isssssllaaaannnndddddd😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Imso sick rn im dying pls nowen heal me please end my missry

[skrimblobimblo]

This is what happens when you cut the brakes off your gf's car.

[dear-ao3]

[howlingwolf23]

And they fall in love?

[thelys99]

and they fall in love

[dafunk]

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

[lildinospice]

[farcito-deactivated20151119]

LIFE IS ABOUT HAVING A GOOD TIME AND HAVING CANDY NOT PUTTING ROACHES IN YOUR HAIR

[tooblindtizzy]

its fuckin tyler time!!

(edit): I don't know why it took me this long to realise there was a glaring typo in the original post, replaced w/ just a quick fix to clear that up)

[the-fairy-dong-mother]

Sometimes facebook is hilarious

[jemw3diller]

Idk how to use this app, please accept this gift

[tylejandro]

Congrats on reaching over 1000 works, Alenoah nation!

(note that it displays as "976" atm if you're not logged in, because some fics can only be read if you have an AO3 account.)