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This project was based on a true story. It was in development a couple of years after high school. Started to work on it, but instead wrote

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I want to be alone now.

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Bluefin Depot

Callie: I heard there's a glowing ghost haunting this place... Marie: Um...are you sure that's not just Jelonzo?

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Arowana Mall

Callie: Hey, Marie, how would you tackle this stage? Marie: Float like a jellyfish, sting like a... jellyfish?

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The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie

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[Intro] Tonight! Toss your meds and shoot your shrink! Because your pitiful life will finally be given meaning as you decide. Which of these eight ASS BAGS... Will be banished from the Drawn Together House. Forever! One housemate will disappear like a Mexican woman's figure after marriage. Tonight. On the season finale of Drawn Together.

🎼The Musical Elimination Special🎼 🎼Part II: The Musical Elimination🎼

Ladies and gentlemen. This happens... NOW!

[Verse] One house to hold us all Eight different cartoon characters Letting it all hang out In front of one million cameras We're Drawn Together Yeah!

🦸🏻‍♂️CAPTAIN HERO🦸🏻‍♂️

[Verse] Daisy, Daisy Give me your answer do I'm half crazy All for the love of you But you're gonna look so sweet Upon a seat Of a A bicycle built for two

🍗TOOT🍗

[Verse] For a moment like this Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this Some people search forever for that one special kiss Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this

🧦WOOLDOOR🧦

[Bridge] What is this thing in my mouth? It’s slippery and it’s slimy Traveling down my slender virgin pink esophagus Some black chick’s tongue It’s such a new sensation I got a mayonnaise mama on my licking hole and we’ve only just begun

🥢LING-LING🥢

[Verse] Ring-Ring ping toa cho ting toe (Ling-Ling into battle go.) Ban tanamiyo con tiyon chow (Fulfill destiny of the soul.) Chini mini con tow on seevee ping cowa too (Sever skull of adversary.) Poda kee poda ching chung pow (Shove it in the poo-poo hole.) Ponee meenee meore (All the children sing.)

[CHANT] Kirr kirr kirr kirr... Die die die. (Kill kill kill kill...) (Die die die) Kirr kirr kirr kirr... Die die die. (Kill kill kill kill...) (Die die die) Kirr kirr kirr kirr... Die die die. (Kill kill kill kill...) (Die die die)

[Hook] Ahh... rigga tinga BOP dobalit deet dot doe

🎮XANDIR🎮

[Verse] Get ready to fire the load Come on! Salty seamen in a submarine Ready to fire the load Heads up on the poop deck We've got incoming mail Get ready to fire the load Gonna fire the load Fire the load

🐷SPANKY HAM🐷

[Bridge] Do you like how I sing my love song Do you like Vincent Van Gogh? I like to walk the streets at midnight I want you to know

Nailed it!

🦊FOXXY LOVE🦊 👑PRINCESS CLARA👑

[Pre-Chorus] Mmm-hmm... yeah yeah yeah...! [Chorus] La la la la labia baby you got something for me (In your wizard's sleeve) La la la la labia baby you got something for me (Some sweet PT) Hoochie coochie gitchy gitchy yeah yeah yeah I gotta snatcha gonna catcha yatcha yeah yeah yeah Honey pot peachie pie Take it to the Y-clef

[Pre-Chorus] La la la labia... for me...! YEAH! [Final Chorus] La la la la la la la la la la la la... la la... la labia (Labia) (Some sweet PT) You got something La la la la labia La la la la labia Baby! Baby! Laby! Labia! My baby-ya! Got somethin' (Hoo... labia...!) Labia

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And the evicted housemate is...

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Music done with SUNO. Lyrics by Drawn Together. Transcript arranged by Tyler McNamer.

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"The minute I met my new housemates, I felt like they were members of my family. Only much much poorer." - Princess Clara

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Just on the Surface and Not Too Far In

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What's the Matter, Marie?

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Just me and my friend, Aubrey. We haven’t seen each other for over twenty years. All the way back to elementary school. I let her cut my hair. Afterwards we hung out in the city and she won a rubber ducky that she gave to me from a claw machine. Both of us named her "Uppy". Before that, I tried affofato for the first time. Ice cream mixed with espresso. She insists I’d try it. Then we had sushi after our time at the arcade. See you next time, my friend.

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"Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend." - Oliver Wendell Homes, Sr.

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Wii U - Nintendo Dumbstruck Dumbf**k - Neck Deep

Play online with your Wii U console using the Pretendo Network. https://pretendo.network

Games featured in the trailer in order of appearance:

Star Fox ZERO Splinter Cell Blacklist Splatoon Wii Fit U Wii Sports Club FAST RACING NEO The Wonderful 101 LEGO City Undercover Xenoblade Chronicles X Bayonetta 2 Wii Party U The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures Mario Party 10 Need For Speed Most Wanted U Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric ZombiU Pikmin 3

HOW U WILL PLAY NEXT

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"It only takes a minute. We can lose ourselves in it." - Erin Roberts

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Lyrics by Erin Roberts of The Juliet Dagger.

Music constructed with Suno.

[Verse] The sky is falling down You let it hit you, you never made a sound

[Pre-Chorus] And can you, can you pick up the pieces? And can you, can you switch to reverse? Yeah, can you cease this?

[Chorus] Yeah, you Never thought that you would end up here Yeah, you Never thought that you could disappear

But it only takes a minute We can lose ourselves in it

Again (You never thought that you'd end up here) Again (You never thought that you'd disappear)

[Verse] The water's getting deep There's barely room enough left for you to breathe

[Pre-Chorus] And can you, can you hold your breath? And can you, can you keep going when there's… Nothing left?

[Chorus] Yeah, you Never thought that you would end up here Yeah, you Never thought that you could disappear

But it only takes a minute We can lose ourselves in it

Again (You never thought that you'd end up here) Again (You never thought that you'd disappear)

[Bridge] It only takes a minute We can lose ourselves in it

[Chorus] Again (You never thought that you'd end up here) Again (You never thought that you'd disappear) Again (You never thought that you'd end up here) Again (You never thought that you'd disappear) AGAIN! (You never thought that you'd end up here) AGAIN! (You never thought that you'd disappear)

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