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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father

dont-mess-up-my-booty

@aquamareep

#omfg 😂😂

extrafabulouscomics

chewbaccafoundmyjournals

Interviewer: Andrew, what can you tell us about your personal life?

Andrew:… I have a cat.

Kevin, walking by: you have a cat? Since when?

Andrew: yesterday.

Kevin: cool, can I see it?

Andrew: yeah, let’s go. *stands up and walks away*

Interviewer:… So… Uhm.?

#aftg #andrew #kevin

saprosappho

sleepovers when ur little: omg ms bukket is SUCH a mean teacher >:( she yelled at me

sleepovers now: i dont think im capable of love

aquamareep

@dont-mess-up-my-booty

rickmvx-deactivated20150128

sntg

i think about this video a lot

harperandmary

Wtf is going on

no-chill-at-all

mockingburb

Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot. For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times. We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it. My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it. The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST. Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc. The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera

#omg #video

crowtoeoe

he tired

#this is my favorite oc hh #ocs #my art

buckykingofmemes

my biggest personality flaw is not having a cool eyebrow scar

witch3079-deactivated20180610

would you let him do his job

softspocks

#star trek

electricxmayhem

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

dead-men-disco

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

electricxmayhem

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

itssoldier76

my twin brother and I just point at each other like that spider-man meme if we see each other at school

asianartiste

every time we see each other my brother and i raise our elbows and start walking at each other/ standing completely still

its exactly like this

alix-tran

Assistant

#mp100

reallyhardydraws

kojiro🌹 / musashi💋 / nyasu💰

team rocket’s rockin! talkin’ trouble! walkin’ trouble! double trouble! big trouble’s gonna follow you! (lyrics from, like, the greatest song that’s ever existed.)

donate ☕ redbubble ⭐commissions 💰 instagram 📷

#look at this good shit #pokemon

weaux-deactivated20170327

im sorry I can’t be her

#shes beautiful

looifilm

Crybaby

#devilman crybaby #i love how this is colored 👏

zooophagous

Only you

#look at that tiny valentines snake omg 😭😭#my heart...

please read @hereitcomescomic Francisco and his yellow hat cleared my skin 😭

#here it comes comic #hic #francisco #i finally drew some fanart of that nice yellow hat #i gotta learn how to draw jamie so i can draw some mcfreakin framie #framie is top tier 👏#i cant believe i had to go in and censor my tags to mcfreakin #because i read u cant have a lot of words in tags anymore because tumblr wont show it #like oh my goodd #rip #my art

greylilacs

I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders

Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!

Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.

After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!