[cunningandcallous-clove]

Oh. You’re so lame big brother

[tylerxstark]

''Takes one to know one, midget.''

[amity--brill]

"God forbid you do something twice in a row. That would ruin your spontaneity, huh?"

[tylerxstark]

''Don't be silly, I can fuck you twice in a row.''

[amity--brill]

"Perhaps what you’re going to make us for dinner?"

[tylerxstark]

''I made dinner yesterday.''

[amity--brill]

"You know how you fix it? Drown the thought in beer."

[tylerxstark]

''I could think of other things I could drown the thought in.''

[tylerxstark]

''Bloody Christmas song in my head, I don't even know how it goes.''