HIGH INTENSITY BUG POSTAN

official media presence of tylon corporation no we don’t experiment on ppl. stop asking

[tylonpharma]

bloody roar themed side blog by @antimnemonic

I made this cuz I was worried that I was being annoying by posting too many memes in a server im in, so they will just be here now lol

I promise to fix this joint up eventually, I’m typing this in a Starbucks before work rn

also can you believe tyloncorp was taken??? by a blog that hasn’t posted in like 8 years?????

[theehorsepusssy]

[americanprimitives-deactivated2]

Ground Control to Major Shlong

[shock]

[tylonpharma]

modo is icon………

[antimnemonic]

have we considered that maybe it's supposed to be Stunner Sunshine? Stunning Sunshine??

[tylonpharma]

I finally have a use for this deranged image from two years ago

[ashes2caches]

enough with the forcefem and the forcemasc, I’m trying out forcestrange

I’m gonna turn you into something unrecognizable and inhuman, and you’re gonna like it

[tylonpharma]

recent local iguana-killing weather in the news reminded me of this comic i drew a while back of my oc and busuzima (they are fake dating for plot reasons) (i don’t rember if i posted this anywhere)

the struggle to find the post it was inspired by?? many deranged variations on “boyfriend turned into iguana kill and eat him” google searches and flipping out over the annoying ai responses in the way, but i did lose it over this

give him head scritchies?? HAND FEED HIM DANDELIONS AND HIBISCUS FLOWERS????? please be serious. he is getting chopped up and turned into sushi

[mangonetics]

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

[adishpan]

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

[smokeydabear420422]

[tylonpharma]

i need to inflict my kamui thoughts on someone

[tylonpharma]

kamui is stronger than me bc i would've submitted to being his villainous protege expeditiously

[tylonpharma]

compelled to make jokes about these dudes and was consequently hit with the worry over pointing out their similarities being some kind of -ism. but anyways these guys are related

[tylonpharma]

thinking about in another timeline the team makes it back ok and kamui doesn't defect but takuma comes away shaken and losing his grip on his identity and individuality. kamui is unique in all of existence but takuma is just another echo of someone else........

[tylonpharma]

mitsuko hasn’t been present lately bc she had a sudden midlife crisis about not doing anything productive w her life so she set out to travel the world destroying golf courses. It’s agreed that these are crimes but no one is willing to mess with her

[tylonpharma]

QUERIDA JAVELINA

[shopcat]

what many don't realise is that he loves his bal

[deaddolin]

don't talk to me till my carapace hardens from my last molt 😭😭😂😂

[tylonpharma]

wait omfg i forgot about the dangerous crow boy