riverdale sentences

SI SUGIT, INFLIGE FICTILEM

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

jughead a manuscript being about jason’s murder: besides the whole meta aspect there (fun) becomes the layer of him going “the story chose me”. jughead watched jason get all the attention while jughead is ignored and sidelined. jason is the person who people care about. jason’s story lets him look at the heart of riverdale complexities because jason saw a side of riverdale that jughead never did. because when jason saw jughead’s side of riverdale, that was it. so it’s an exploration of how riverdale cruelty could be forgiven. how it could be unusual, when this was all that jughead has known.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

afterlife with archie with roberto confirmed it's never over. many of you have no idea what is about to hit my blog

[awihog]

riverdale is crazy because it dares to ask the question what if shelly johnson and billy loomis had a gay serial killer kid. what if molly ringwald and luke perry somehow had a samoan child who was tortured by kelly ripa's husband. what if cody martin (billy loomis's other kid he had with corky from bound) grew up to be a gay alcoholic who wrote thinly veiled roman a clef and also what if there were four of him. what if laura palmer had an insane twin sister and she was ginger and a lesbian. and what if it was all scored by blake neely.

[eyesopod]

jughead

[typewriterofchampions]

do you think the whole santa black hood scene was bc someone in the writers' room was like lol the black hood is your dad..... just like Santa lmao

do you think pour qoi the restaurant was named bc a writer was like "hey I need a french restaurant name" "why?" "perfect thanks"

[questions-about-blorbos]

How does your Blorbo handle physical combat?

Feral biting, scratching, and hissing like a wet cat

Overly elaborate, tragic monologues while holding a sword

Just throws a random chair at the problem

Stands there menacingly while their minion/partner does all the work

Delivers cold and precise death to their enemy

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[typewriterofchampions]

making this my laptop wallpaper so I can see it every time I'm like hmm am I putting too many references in this

[urdeadbestfriend]

that post that’s like people will make the most supernatural post ever and get mad when you tag it supernatural is how i feel about riverdale that’s literally my riverdale

[wallbeatjournal]

Riverdale characters ranked by how they would fare in the backrooms

all of them would do Bad. not a stimulating enough environment. the Characters need explosions and conflict to live

[lesbojughead]

let jughead smoke weed

[lesbojughead]

join me on my mission to write all the rvd characters smoking weed at least once it’s a noble cause everyone should get in on

[ecologyofmedia]

jughead smoking weed: woaahhhj this is sooo trippy…. no one has ever felt like this before,…, the world is greener than ever and my eyes are opened to the peace that could exist if only we got over ourselves ,,, our petty DIFFERENCES… I’m experiencing highs like no other. somebody get me a typewriter, I need, I need to-

betty smoking weed, pacing: jug the town. the town is the problem. it’s been the problem the whole time. if we burned it to the ground we would all stop suffering. jug are you listening. jughead the town

[ecologyofmedia]

Look say what you will about riverdale. I’m lying you can’t say anything about riverdale. But the women on there were like…… so insane it made me want to jump up and down. Women are NEVER allowed to be as feral with no consequences in media as they were in riverdale. Betty didn’t have a maternal bone in her body and it was just like a normal trait of hers??? Cheryl was downright cruel a lot of the time and she was ALLOWED TO BE. She got nicer but only to the main cast bc they befriended her. Veronica loved illegal business practices and she murdered her dad and she was never even in DANGER of going to prison. I love this show. Let women be people like they are on riverdale…

[ecologyofmedia]

People keep reblogging asking if they should watch riverdale. and the answer to that is something awaits for you that is so magical you will not see it coming. they lez out for real. they kill people. they get locked up in asylums run by evil nuns. cheryl fakes a stigmata so she can become a saint and then becomes convinced shes actually a saint. betty went at someone with a chainsaw. If you love crazy women WATCH RIVERDALE TODAY!!!

[typewriterofchampions]

top 2 lostverdale moments

2.

jason blossom outside the popsterlife

1.

gay ass faraday on bomb Wednesday

[typewriterofchampions]

[actualized-animal]

i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

[actualized-animal]

“i love the hunger games. everlark is my OTP” oh i see someone’s too good for “peeniss” huh

[per4mancecheck]

Just like How To Train Your Dragon fans calling their ship Hiccstrid instead of Asscup

[doctorcurdlejr]

Imagine saying you don't understand the Riverdale genre theory and you hear somebody behind you say take his ass to Rivervale.

[typewriterofchampions]

love how the whole first half of the comments are "I've never watched Riverdale but this is *definitely* from Riverdale" before more knowledgeable people come in with y'all know they did horror comics too right

[rvdregister]