a drunk night in the gryffindor common room:
James: So-so if Evans and I have sex, will she give birth to a human baby with antlers?
Lily: Okay Potter you've had enough to drink.
Sirius: WAiT would that mean- does that mean that if Remus and I have sex, I will give birth to a wolf?
Remus: Sirius-
James: Noooo of course not, blimey he's realy stupid isn't he Remus?
Remus: Haha yeah well-
James: If you have sex together, you will give birth to a dog, not a wolf.
Lily: Okay guys-
Sirius: MAYBE I WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A DOG THAT TURNS INTO A WOLF DURING THE FULL MOON.
Remus: GUYS-
James: YES THAT WILL BE BRILLIANT, PLEASE DO THAT!
Remus: YOU CAN'T EVEN GET PREGNANT
Sirius: DON'T DESTROY MY DREAMS MOONY
Lily: I need more vodka










