TypicallyTess

[typicallytess]

a drunk night in the gryffindor common room:

James: So-so if Evans and I have sex, will she give birth to a human baby with antlers?

Lily: Okay Potter you've had enough to drink.

Sirius: WAiT would that mean- does that mean that if Remus and I have sex, I will give birth to a wolf?

Remus: Sirius-

James: Noooo of course not, blimey he's realy stupid isn't he Remus?

Remus: Haha yeah well-

James: If you have sex together, you will give birth to a dog, not a wolf.

Lily: Okay guys-

Sirius: MAYBE I WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A DOG THAT TURNS INTO A WOLF DURING THE FULL MOON.

Remus: GUYS-

James: YES THAT WILL BE BRILLIANT, PLEASE DO THAT!

Remus: YOU CAN'T EVEN GET PREGNANT

Sirius: DON'T DESTROY MY DREAMS MOONY

Lily: I need more vodka

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Memories of the marauders

I was reading a Marauders fanfiction and suddenly I was thinking “Harry should read this”. Then I realised that would be fucking weird of course but then I thought, what if all the teachers and people who knew “the marauders” would give Harry all their memories of weird and funny things they did at Hogwarts. How amazing would it be if Harry could visit all these memories and could see his dad and Sirius and Remus (and okay fine Peter as well) be absolute idiots while his mum is looking very annoyed at them. Imagine Harry looking at a memory from Dumbledore in which James stood on the Gryffindor table to declare his love for Lily while Lily looks pissed and Sirius is wheezing and Remus is just shaking his head and Harry could see what kind of dorks they all were. Imagine Harry looking at these memories and being able to see how in love his parents were. He can see how kind Lily was. He can see what kind of good friend James was. He can see them all happy together. Please tell me some people gave their memories of them to Harry, he deserves it.