waffles are underrated

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

[heartsnmagic]

[local--loser]

GUYS!!!!

Okay so I ordered pizza and the delivery guy was really cute so I sent a review to Dominos

THEN LIKE AN HOUR LATER

HE FREAKING TEXTED ME

[thirsty-hoe]

Ok but did you hit it or what?

[lucillesballs]

I can’t believe all blue-eyed people are descendents of reese witherspoon

[tyrabankrupcy-blog]

me: *in bed with married partner* *rolls over to them* hey

them: what

me: u still like me rite

them: ??? Yeah

me: ok but, like like or like

[faerill-deactivated20161105]

Star Wars?

Why the fuck would you go to war with stars? You fools. You can’t win. Just look at how many there are.

[dat-chem-nerd]

This is the best picture

[bang]

ima do it whos with me

[pearswhy]

professor on the first day of class: *says the fuck word* all the freshmen in the room: :O

[guccithink-ilovehim-blog]

“The fuck word”

[nevver]

Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls

[sholace]

What the fuck was with Jennifer holy shit

[stoleyourcarbon]

[in-love-with-my-bed]

im going to take a shot in the dark and say ^that state is Montana

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

the funny thing is that that actually is Montana

[iraffiruse]

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

LOOK AT THIS TINY FUCKING BU

[askmrtorgue]

LIST OF PROBLEMS THAT CANNOT BE SOLVED BY PUNCHING

ARM TIRED FROM TOO MUCH PUNCHING

CERTAIN SUDOKU PUZZLES

END OF LIST

[gleneth-paltrow-deactivated2018]

PROBLEM ONE CAN BE SOLVED BY USING YOUR OTHER ARM?

[askmrtorgue]

WE ARE IN A BRAVE NEW FRONTIER

[dyhomme-deactivated20160524]

[d0nn0]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

[cankristi-deactivated20180325]

i didn’t know i needed this until it arrived

[thecommonchick]

october-december is the best time of the year. don’t try to argue with me on this one.