Is this the Krusty Krab? @dat-chem-nerd - Tumblr Blog

Alright season three lets go.

#live blogging #sh #sherlock #season 3 #less go

Hi. I haven't posted anything here in a while. But I could really use some help. I'm trying to move out of my parents house for mental health reasons and I could use some extra money to pay a security deposit on a new apartment. Any little bit helps. Here is my Venmo: @Bailey-C

thank you so much 💗

itsagifnotagif

hi ily and it's WHACK what staff did with justbadpuns

They dumb

dat-chem-nerd

What happened?

grimandghoulish

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

funnystories

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

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I love robbery and fraud

pupu-platter

youlovetoseeit

correct

cheaphalloweencostume

obsessed with this picture of a juvenile snowy owl sleeping face down looking like a little man

kitty

princesstigerbelle

HEHROW?

monstermonii

mixedican-deactivated20190330

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

iheartgrandma

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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hhngh… .. .. .…. … . ..

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mixedican-deactivated20190330

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

malwizard

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

teathattast

we slidin

roll1uptwice

dope af

timhortons

i staaaaaaaan!!!! 😍😍🥳🥳🥳

afrod3ity

I LOVE IIIT

sassbewitchedmyass

So, I took my little puppies outside today for the first time and they’re so unbelievably brave while simultaneously being the biggest morons I’ve ever seen. I’ve decided to name every one of them Jaime Lannister.

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Jaime Lannister #1 just ran head first into a tire, backed up, and did it again.

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Jaime Lannister #4 just tried to fight my 90lb lab.

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Jaime Lannister #2 been laid out in the driveway for a straight 15 minutes. Thought he might be dead. Nope. He’s alive and drunk on sunlight.

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The puppy formally known as Jaime Lannister #5. She hasn’t done anything stupid so far. Just catching up on her beauty sleep.

Name changed to Brienne of Tarth.

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Brienne of Tarth thinks the cat is her mother. I said “that not your moms, Bri. He’s a dude.” No reaction. Renamed Jaime Lannister #5

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You are so right, friend. Brienne of Tarth reinstated.

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How could I forget that doofus! So sorry #3! Jaime Lannister #3 ate a beetle after I yelled at him not to and then immediately proceeded to throw it back up. Beetle was still alive. JL #3 ate it again.

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Behold, 4 dumbass Jaime Lannister’s and 1 Brienne of Tarth(middle puppy)

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Update: Today, Brienne of Tarth got stuck in a hole and didn’t know how to climb her way out of it and Jaime Lannister #1, forever the knight in shining armor, jumped into the hole after her!! Now, they’re both stuck. But they’re together.