[noturaveragedumbass-deactivated]

Friendly Reminder That:

Percy Jackson strangled a snake with his bare hands as a toddler

Percy Jackson got counseling for anger issues at one point

Percy Jackson tricked Procrustes into getting in his own water (torture)bed, and then cut his legs off

Percy Jackson bribed his way into the Underworld

Percy Jackson made the God of War bleed

Percy Jackson gave his mother Medusa’s head so that she could murder her husband

Percy Jackson was the one who came up with how to take down Talos

Percy Jackson caused a fucking volcano to erupt

Percy Jackson crashed his own fucking funeral

Percy Jackson made Phobos, the God of Fear, afraid

Percy Jackson made Kronos, the Titan Lord himself, afraid

Percy Jackson took down an undead army single-handedly

Percy Jackson almost stabbed Hades in the face just for the heck of it

Percy Jackson managed to steal a police cruiser

At first sight, Hazel Levesque thought he was a literal Roman god

Percy Jackson can understand Latin just as well as he can understand Greek, though Chiron had outright said that the Greek demigods couldn’t do that

Percy Jackson became praetor after only being in the camp for about a day at most

Just the look on his face reminded Leo Valdez of Jason Grace controlling flipping lightning

Percy Jackson manipulated Bob into killing his own brother by convincing him that they were friends and that’s what friends do for each other

Percy Jackson choked the Goddess of Misery with her own poison, and only stopped because he saw that Annabeth was afraid

Percy Jackson can control poison

Percy Jackson faced Tartarus himself and survived

Y’all: Percy’s just a loveable goofball who can’t find his way out of a paper bag

[cardansgreenbriars-deactivated2]

I’m glad that I have someone like Liv. It was hard for me at first to get used to all of the press and things like that, but Liv has just been there.

[truthofherdreams]

The Expanse: here’s the angst we promised

Me: thanks I hate it

[trashy-greyjoy]

Just know I would literally die for just about any of the women in The Expanse.

[nourgelitnius]

#bobbie and the roci aren’t the only martians with guns

[diver5ion]

[cuddlybitch]

Bobbie Draper taking her power suit off… for science

[tyrandies]

idk a better person

[roslin]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foxbowl]

The "Serious” Lines from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

‘Cause you know, 

it’s a super serious show about spies and superheroes.

Coulson: Don’t touch Lola.

Skye: With great power comes…

Skye: …a ton of weird crap you are not prepared to deal with.

Hunter: Guys, drop everything. Fitz: No, this is worth a fortune. I’m not gonna drop it.

Hunter: I have an idea, but it involves May hitting people.

May: *smiles*

Gordon: I’m trapped in here. That’s not possible. What did you do?

Fitz: Science, biatch.

Coulson: So what do you guys say, are you ready to save the world?

May: No. I’m ready to kick some ass.

Garrett: You remember that speech you used to give, Nick, about how one man could accomplish anything once he realizes he can be something bigger? Well, now I am.

Fury: A part… a part of something bigger.

Garrett: Is that how it went?

Fury: If you tell me this whole Hydra path thing was because you misheard my ‘one man’ speech…

Coulson: Skye, Tripp, get ready for a large file transfer.

Skye: How large?

*File cabinet crashes out the window* 

Soldier: *searching for Inhumans in the lab* Director’s orders.

Fitz: Oh, I’m sorry! In that case, you should check under the microscope and in the fridge. ‘Cause those Inhumans can be tricky bastards.

Skye: Wait, what was that?

Coulson: Yeah, that’s May.

Skye: Is- is she okay? Is everything okay?

Coulson: Yes, she’s laughing. I think the worst of it’s over now.

Fitz: *to Skye through comms* When you get back, I’ll show you my thing. A thing. It’s not… I-It’s my hardware! My equipment! Let’s… hang up.

Ward: Anyone shoots, the plane goes down, we all die.

May: Maybe it’s worth it.

Hunter: Let’s not get carried away just yet.

Quinn: But do you have what it takes to pull the trigger?

Skye: …

Skye: Nope! *jumps out the window*

Simmons: You are not crazy.

Framework Coulson: I live alone and make my own soap.

Simmons: Uh, it’s quaint. Hipster even.

Mack: It’s Gordon, right?

Gordon: And you are?

Mack: I’m the guy who kills Gordon.

Skye: And Fitz looks younger than us.

Fitz: Time will come when you won’t make fun of me for that. You’ll be jealous, wrinkly old hags.

And of course-

[jemmafitzsimmons]

from partners in chem lab to husband and wife

[bispaceprincessarchive]

Hello friends. 

Do you love Bellarke? Of course you do. It’s great. 

Are you getting tired of waiting for it to become canon and to bask in the glory of kiss edits that are not the product of photoshop? Of course you are, you’re only human. 

May I point you in the direction of The Expanse?

‘What is The Expanse?’ you say. Oh, just a show that is vastly superior to the 100 in almost every way (I would say every way but since they haven’t hired Bob Morley yet, well you know….) 

Sci Fi. Logical world building. Plot that isn’t driven by characterization being slaughtered left right and center. Oh, and a little ship called Nolden. Aka the ship that Bellarke should’ve been. 

Naomi Nagata (played by the amazing Dominique Tipper). Genius WOC who saves everyones asses all the time with her tactical brilliance and tenacity. 

James Holden (played by that fire guy from sky high everyone attracted to boys had a crush on growing up Steven Strait). Captain struggling with the impossible situations he’s been thrust into, as he tries to protect his crew while still keeping his soul intact and the universe from imploding. Oh and with a voice that is ‘like riding down a beach by a gravely road during the greatest sunset you’ve ever seen’. (sound like someone we know and love?)

Enemies (ish) to friends to lovers in space. Obviously this is a spoiler, but I feel like I need to tell you they’re canon. And they have maybe one of the best first kiss scenes ever. Also some serious trust, respect and Co-Leaders who depend on each other to get through impossible situations. 

Not to mention actors getting to keep their accents (Dominique’s cute british accent 😍), Chrisjen (you’ll learn soon) and found families (!!!!)

If you have Amazon Prime the first season is there free. Or if you’re not in the US, it’s on Netflix We’re halfway into the second season now, so you’re not that far behind. 

Watch it. Enjoy the amazing canon ship. Then thank me. 

[trashy-greyjoy]

I think I have a type and it’s badass power couples 

in leadership roles, 

with relationships based upon deep mutual respect and trust, 

that would die for one another, 

and have a knack for whitty banter.

[truthofherdreams]

#you can take the boy out of Sky High #but you can’t take Sky High out of the boy

[hudconswift]

OTP MEME ♡ bellarke edition; otp: bellamy blake and clarke griffin

                                              I need you.

[hudconswift]

There is a difference between you and me. If I die, you’ll survive. If you die, it will destroy me.

[hudconswift]

OTP MEME ♡ bellarke edition; [½] quotes

                                         Please Bellamy, I need you to hear this.

[tyrandies]

Sorting Little Liars ⚜ Elements