* ／ 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑 ❛ 𝙏𝙔𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙏 ！

𝐋𝐄𝐓        𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌        𝐀𝐋𝐋        𝐄𝐀𝐓         𝐂𝐀𝐊𝐄        ！

[tyranic]

helo uwuwu

[colesmemes]

▸  KILLING EVE  SENTENCES

             assorted  quotes  &  prompts  from  iconic  tv  show  ; mature  content  and  language  may  be  used,  feel  free  to  adjust  as  necessary.

❝  i am going to find the thing you care about most, and i am going to kill it.  ❞

❝  you should never tell a psychopath that they are a psychopath, it upsets them.  ❞

❝  it’s amazing how efficient things are when you’re a dick to people.  ❞

❝  you should really ask before you touch a person.  ❞

❝  it’s going to be hard to trust me again, but i will prove myself to you. i promise.  ❞

❝  i’m going to kill you nicely, but then i’m going to make a mess of your body afterwards so it looks worse than it is.  ❞

❝  letting yourself into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn’t make you intimidating, by the way. it’s just rude.  ❞

❝  i just can’t bring myself to book a good hotel. i rather like the grubby ones.  ❞

❝  i think about you all the time.  ❞

❝  i think about what you’re wearing and what you’re doing and who you’re doing it with. i think about what friends you have.  ❞

❝  i think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill somebody.  ❞

❝  i masturbate about you a lot.  ❞

❝  can we get one thing clear before we go on with this ? is that a sweater attached to a shirt ? is two separate pieces ? how does it work ?   ❞ 

❝  she’s outsmarting the smartest of us, and for that, she deserves to do or kill whoever the hell she wants.   ❞

❝  if she’s not killing me, then frankly, it’s not my job to care anymore.  ❞

❝  it is disappointing that the mole is the one who looks most like a rodent.  ❞  

❝  are you running or are you crying ?   ❞ 

❝  no matter what i do, i just feel nothing.  ❞

❝  sometimes when you love someone, you do crazy things. ❞

❝  i have lost two jobs, a husband, and a best friend because of you. ❞

❝  but you got some really nice clothes out of it, so. ❞

❝  god, you’re an asshole.  ❞

❝  you’re getting off on sniffing out a psycho.  ❞

❝  i’m spontaneously violent.  ❞

❝  i mean, they all die in the end anyway.  ❞

❝  i don’t want to hear what your version of the right reason is.  ❞

❝  we’re not after blood, we’re after information.  ❞

❝  it was always the ones i liked the last that i loved the most.  ❞

❝  i bet your kids are ugly. ❞

❝  why do rich people talk like children ?  ❞

❝  smell ya later.  ❞

❝  don’t speak to me like that. i like you, but not that much.  ❞

❝  don’t forget, the only thing that makes you interesting is me.  ❞

❝  i just want to have dinner with you !  ❞ 

❝  you’ll feel better soon, i’ll look after you.  ❞

❝  for my funeral, make sure they choose a flattering photo.  ❞

❝  you want me to be a mess, you want me to be scared, but i’m like you now.  ❞

❝  i’m not afraid of anything.  ❞

❝  you look like someone stuck a mustache on some fudge.  ❞

❝  i just want someone to play with.  ❞

❝  i thought you were special.  ❞

❝  i hope you like missionary !  ❞

❝  you should let yourself go once in awhile. i can help you.  ❞

❝  i feel things when i’m with you.  ❞

[sagamemes]

send me  ‘🃏 !’  and i’ll write you a starter using a tarot card as the inspiration !

can either be pulled from a physical deck, or be randomised using a website. the reading of the card can be as literal or as interpretative as the mun chooses.

[whatnotmemes]

———————————LITTLE EVIL (2017) SENTENCE STARTERS change pronouns as needed.

“Are you okay? Say something. Please, say something.” “Dude, I can’t believe you’re moving in with her.” “You’re late. I got worried that you got killed somehow.” “You don’t have to grease his wheels. He is gonna love you for you.” “The ice caps are melting. The seas are rising.” “Hope you like chocolate chip pancakes with smiley faces.” “I really think that you need to see something.” “That sucks. It sounds horrible. I’m so glad I didn’t come.” “I’m in therapy, too. Big time. You could come if you want. It’s a group thing.” “You think they’re gonna make it into a sex dungeon or something?” “The press does love their doom and gloom.” “The end is coming. Blood will rain, and crows will darken the sky. The oceans will boil over.” “Then she poured lye on her face and hucked herself out of a third story window. Speared herself on the fence outside.” “Damn it! Why is everything always blamed on the child?” “Well, TV sucks anyway. It’s kinda cool to just use your imagination, right?” “When I was that age, all I wanted was a ‘72 Chevrolet, El Camino Monster Truck mounted on top of some 66-inch Goodyear tires with an alcohol fuel injected turbo engine.” “If you think I won’t shit in his backpack now, you got another thing coming.” “Honestly, it’s like Lord of the Flies. It’s really cool.” “Here’s to getting hammered and staying sharp.” “I think we have bigger fish to fry here than your apparent lack of knowledge about cinema.” “I thought that it was strange when the preacher at your wedding started speaking in tongues.” “I did some research, because I fucking love researching things.” “Everyone your wife ever dated is dead!” “You have to hope for the best, but you prepare for the worst.” “You remember when I told you about that crazy time in my 20s, where I dropped out of school, and then I joined that sort of like… cult?” “That was definitely an unusual clown.” “Would you stop with the flagellating?” "Kids are dicks, man. But this is a different level. He’s like top of the dick chain, bro.” “I got some donuts and beer in the cooler if you guys want.” “What good thing has ever happened in a cornfield, _____?” “It’s getting kinda late. It’s past my bedtime. I gotta get my snoozies in 'cause I get real fucking cranky.” “I’m sorry that I yelled before. I’m getting a little oxygen deprived.” “Oh my God, are you laughing? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you laugh before.” “I’m sorry I buried you in the backyard.” “You are you. And you can be whoever you want to be, okay?” “Come on! Open the door! Right now!” “Can I say at this point? I think we might be doing something wrong.” “I have the key! I’m the Keymaster.” “Okay, maybe a little fear is totally justified, but I’m not letting you go!” “That’s some Indiana Jones shit, dawg.” “They both punch really well, like, when people run up to them in churches.” “You know, this might sound weird, but I think maybe we should go get some ice cream.”

[tyranic]

SACCHARINE        simper        !  !  !        it        upturns        thin        tiers        ,        revealing        a        row        of        razor        sharps        .        “        pur        .  .  .        “        * &        endearment        drips        off        the        tongue        like        honey        -------        slowly        ,        sweetly        .        “        you        know       i        don’t        HATE        you        (        entirely        )        ,        right        ?  ?  ?        “ 

                              @OHTALLEST

[tyranic]

nothings        up        on        here        as        far        as        a        promo        ,        tags        ,        * &        about        go        ,,,, BUT        if        ya        want        a        starter        then        go        ahead        ‘n        like       this        post        !  !  !

[tyranic]

its        been        a       while        since        either        TALLEST        have        heard        from        ZIM        ;        normally        red        would        have        kept        it        that        way        ,        but        a        voracious        appetite        for        CRUELTY        has        left        the        crimson        tyrant        starved        .        EVEN        GODS        MUST        DEVOUR        * &        red        chooses        to        feast        on        (        proverbial        )        flesh        * &        bone        --------------        offerings        to        a        faux        deity        .        “        COMPUTER        ,        lets        call        our        TINIEST       pest       -----------        zim        .  .  .        “

@PHZTWO

[tyranic]

“       HEY        ,        ZIM        .  .  .        “        * &        when        a        god        speaks        YOUR        name        it        rolls        off        his        tongue        like        liquid       sugar        .        (        far        too        sweet        .        )        “        have        you        gotten        TALLER        since        our        LAST        little        chat        ?  ?  ?        “ 

                                @IRKVADER 

[tyranic]

“        * &        WHAT        are        you        s’pposed       to        BE        anyway        ?  ?  ?        “        a        pause        ,        then        VERMILION        OPTICS        spare        the        celestial        being        a        glance       .  .  .        (  cold  * &  uncaring  )        ------------        “        OTHER        than        a        COMPLETE        WASTE        of        my        time        .        “        

                            @COSMIICBCRN

[tyranic]

 ruby        optics        GLARE        AT        the        SMALLER        irken        with        EQUAL        PARTS          contempt        * &        disgust        .        “        are        you        trying        to        annoy        me        ,        zim        ?  ?  ?        WELL        (  𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬  !  !  !  )        𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐯𝐞        𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝        .  .  .        “ 

                                @scondbst​ 

[tyranic]

“      SORRY        .  .  .        (  err  )        ,        ‘  dib  ‘        ----        was        it             ?  ?  ?        but        it        seems        like        i        FORGOT        to        mention        one        veeeery        IMPORTANT        detail        :        𝐢        𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭        𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞        .        “ 

                               @URTHSAVIOR