Look, the pie!

A multi-muse, multi-fandom writing blog for tyrellroserps used for meme replies and low-key rping. My muses can be found through the sidebar links, and I am open to rp'ing with just about anyone provided my rules are followed and I feel comfortable.

[tyrellmuse-blog]

send me one for my muse's reaction

"Are we really doing this?"

"Are you doing this to upset me?"

"Friends don't look at each other like that."

"Give me a chance."

"I am not doing that."

"I can prove you wrong."

"I can show you the world."

"I did a bad thing."

"I don't want to love you, but I do."

"I missed you."

"I regret last night."

"I think we can pull through."

"I think you need to get in my bed. Now."

"I thought you were gone forever."

"I want you naked. Now."

"I'm a bad person."

"I'm breaking up with you."

"I'm not who you think I am."

"I'm pregnant."

"If you and I were the only two people alive on the planet, I still wouldn't have sex you."

"Marry me?"

"Please, don't do this."

"Stop yelling at me."

"That outfit would look better on my bedroom floor."

"There is no one I hate more than you."

"This is not fair."

"This is not the time nor place."

"We are not getting a pet."

"We can't do this anymore."

"What are you doing?"

"Who do you think you are?"

"Why are you doing this to me?"

"Why aren't you answering my calls?"

"You shouldn't have done that."

"You'll regret this."

"You're being inappropriate."

"You're the one person I actually trust."

[tyrellmuse-blog]

code name

To Rose, Eric is “If I had to pick a dude”

To Livvie, Cori is “Currently doing that”

To Alex, Cecil is “Been there, done that” and Brianna is “Eagle #2″

To Evie, Cecil and Brianna are both “Eagle #2″

To David, Macy is “Eagle #2″

[tyrellmuse-blog]

"I just really want a milkshake."

Rose gave an exaggerated sigh, rolling her eyes sarcastically at Eric.  He had been bugging her about wanting a damn milkshake for the past fifteen minutes, and every time she told him she was busy he just continued poking her.  Standing up, she groaned.  “Fiiiiiine, Cire.  Get dressed, we’re going to McDonalds because you’re too lazy to use a blender and I want ice cream.  Now would you please stop bugging me?” she said, winking at him to let him know she wasn’t mad.  That was the good thing about their relationship, they could bug each other and be sarcastic, and still know that they loved each other (platonically, of course).  “I’m serious,” she added, arching an eyebrow and glancing up and down his body, “get dressed.  You can’t go to McDonalds in your boxers.”

[facelesssnaps]

never complete in the summer months by Rona-Keller

[facelesssnaps]

never complete in the summer months by Rona-Keller

[robbaerywrites]

facelesssnaps:

never complete in the summer months by Rona-Keller

[tyrellmuse-blog]

Cire: [in a crowd and can't find Esor anywhere]

Cire: Wait, I've got this. [cups his hands as a microphone] I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND OF TWO MINUTES SO MUCH IMMA MARRY HER!

Esor: [from a distance] YOU JUST MET HER YOU DON'T LOVE HER YET!

Cire: Found her!

[the-hoodless-oriole]

Send me “Codename” and my muse will tell you if you’re:

Been there done that, Currently Doing That, It Happened Once In A Dream, If I Had To Pick A Dude, or Eagle #2

[tyrellmuse-blog]

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower {Sentence Starters}

"Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date?"

"So, can we be friends again?"

"I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips."

"C'mon. Lets go be psychos together!"

"You made me not feel alone."

"I tried to stop thinking that, but I can't."

"I just really want a milkshake."

"You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love."

"I didn't think anyone noticed me."

"So, you're not scared of me?"

"There is so much pain. And I don't know how to not notice it."

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

"Touch my friends again and I'll blind you."

"Oh my God! They're playing good music."

"I don't know. It's my first date, I don't have much to compare it to."

"How's your first relationship going?"

"I think you're really gonna regret that, you know."

"Call the police and send them to my house!"

"You know, I heard you had a tough time last year."

"Why can't you save anybody?"

"Could the bathrooms here be any more disgusting?"

"No, you're doing something wrong, I think."

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[savagefluff-deactivated20240408]

Sure why not.

[mentalalchemy]

I made $100 the day after I reblogged one of these damn posts after being broke for awhile. I believe in miracles and the money snake now okay!!

[hinomaru721]

Which one is your hairstyle??

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me “Lights out!” for my muse’s reaction to the power going out

[thewebcrawler-archive-blog]

things my sister has said while playing sims starter sentences

❝  don’t put your baby on the floor, Christ! ❞

❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it ❞

❝ oh god, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now❞

❝ why are you still alive, you’re like 102! ❞

❝ get out of my house, oh my god. Who even are you? ❞

❝ no you cant have your shitty friend over after school ❞

❝ yeah – whinge, whinge!  you are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool❞

❝ you will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me❞

❝ it was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!❞

❝ oh come on,  I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!❞

❝ WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME❞

❝  woah, no.  I didn’t marry you for 200 shitty dollars where’s my marriage cash?❞

❝ who the FUCK didn’t pay their bills. ❞

❝  I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad❞

❝ stop listening to music and just go to bed!  ❞

❝ I don’t even know what language this is❞

❝ when will you get adopted by aliens and give birth to their blue alien baby❞

❝ um is hollaback girl playing on the pop station?❞

❝  don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn❞

❝ look at you, staring anxiously out the window - fucking paranoid nerd❞

❝ aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the fuck❞

❝ guess you should have made sure there was an exit from the pool     before you jumped into it, huh? ❞

[musesgonnamuse]

Send “Peck” for my muse’s reaction to being woken up by a light kiss from your muse.

OR send “Peck Reverse” and my muse will wake yours up with a light kiss.

[angstmemes]

unknown number texts

send me one of the following on anon (or not!) for my muse’s reaction:

[text] I spy with my little eye someone who looks very good in that underwear… [text] I know what you did last summer. [text] Roses are red, violets are blue, you don’t know me, but I do know you. [text] You think you’re safe now you’re tucked away under your blankets, but I can see you. [text] I’ve got your keys. [text] Don’t move, you look beautiful in these pictures I’m taking. [text] I’m sorry if I left your kitchen in a state, I had to rush out when I saw you were home early… Don’t worry, I’ll be back tomorrow to clean it up. [text] I’m sorry if I disturbed your sleep last night, I just really wanted to see you up close. [text] How are you feeling? I might have put something in your toothpaste… [text] Unless you want the whole internet to see you naked, you better do as I tell you. [text] Don’t worry, your child/pet is safe with me… [text] How are you doing today, dear? Isn’t it a wonderful day to die? [text] Humans are such easy prey, don’t you think? [text] R.I.P. [text] You thought you had it badly as a child? Just wait until I get my hands on you. [text] Are you ready to play? [text] There’s something under your bed… Or should I say, someone? [text] I’m your number one fan.

[angstmemes]

My muse has been kidnapped and brainwashed into killing yours. Send me what your muse would say in an attempt to stop mine from delivering the final blow.

[susie1x1-deactivated20210617]

Plot #9

MUSE A is a senior in high school, attending a prestigious boarding school. She is clever, snarky, spoiled, and rules her grade with an iron fist—albeit a well-manicured one. Her roommate is her best friend and the only person she’s nice to; everyone else cowers in fear of her. MUSE A’s roommate invites her to spend the two weeks of Christmas break at her house, where MUSE A meets MUSE B, her best friend’s widowed father. MUSE B is jaded, cynical, sarcastic, disagrees with MUSE A on every political and social issue, and has no time whatsoever for MUSE A’s attitude. While they try to make nice for the best friend’s sake, the two can’t resist getting sarcastic with one another, and argue at every opportunity.

How on earth will they survive this two-week Hell?

[susie1x1-deactivated20210617]

Options:

MUSE A develops a crush on MUSE B, much to her dismay.

Something happens to MUSE A’s best friend, and she and MUSE B have to make nice in order to fix it.

[hotvillaindaddies]

Not even gonna lie. I want a smuuuuuuutty rp where my character (a girl) starts sleeping with her stepdad, or her best friend’s dad, and it’s smutty and secret and he sometimes makes her call him daddy or sir and she just can’t believe that he wants her and adsfjlakdf

[annas1x1]

1x1 where a girl is a famous celebrity’s sister and she hates her brother’s celeb bestie because he is cocky and stupid and just way too much of a bad guy but then he falls for her and tries to get her attention and sends her gifts and talks about her in interviews and then she starts to sort of like him and it’d be very cute someone do this with me