Introduction to Not Being a Stupid Jackass

Because some people really need it

[mediocrity-unaccepted-archive]

Eren says you're flexible, heichou.

I’d say he’d know first hand, wouldn’t you? 

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DID YOU JUST

[mediocrity-unaccepted-archive]

Problem? 

[notes-from-mikasa-deactivated20]

Take it easy, Heichou, you’ll break your leg or something.

OH WAIT

[mediocrity-unaccepted-archive]

Cute.

You know, it’s actually adorable for you to come to Jaeger’s rescue like that, Ackerman. Too bad he’s so busy chasing after my ass like a lost puppy to notice.  

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I’m glad you still have one person left to follow you, Heichou.

[mediocrity-unaccepted-archive]

Ouch, that one almost hurt. 

I have half a mind to send your sorry ass packing home to your parents—

Oh wait that’s right. 

You don’t have those. 

[notes-from-mikasa-deactivated20]

Maybe the criminal underworld would take me in. I hear they have an opening…

[beanarie]

[notes-from-mikasa-deactivated20]

To whatever idiot stole my scarf “for a Mako costume”:

1. If you want any chance of keeping your limbs, bring. It. Back. NOW.

2. Who the fuck is Mako?

3. See number 1.

[notes-from-mikasa-deactivated20]

Fellow recruits,

I just confirmed with Levi that when he told us to conserve water, he did NOT mean co-ed bathing.

I know this is dirty work and you want to get squeaky clean, but please focus more on the cleaning and less on the squeaking.

P.S. Yes, Sasha and Connie, I am looking at YOU.

[vervassel]

help me

[tzviaarchival]

So I was talking to my husband about my forthcoming Episode 14 Eren Jaeger cosplay for AMKE and about how I really hope someone comes as Levi and is willing to do photos with me...

...and of course my father walks in right as I say "God knows I'll need someone to kick me in the face."

Pretty sure my entire family doubts my sanity now.

HALP.

[tardis-in-221b-baker-street]

A moment of silence for the poor students who were in Harry’s year and only wanted a normal Hogwarts education.

[samwiseg]

[flapdoodledanie]

Holy shit. It’s Foofoocuddlypoop. 

[synnesai]

AHAHAH

[testa-rossa]

CANON UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE

[heyouwitheface-too]

WHY WASN’T THIS A THING EARLIER???!! YOU HAD ONE JOB, FANDOM.

[cloudbending]

SO FUCKING CANON OH MY GOD

[jeremylawson]

What some of the biggest websites looked like at the beginning.

[ubercharge]

i just died a little inside

[kirstinthereckless]

Wow…

[tzviaarchival]

Petition for a group of SNK cosplayers to go to a Tennessee Titans game in costume and cheer for the other team.

Bonus points if you get on the Jumbotron.

[indecisivepsyche]

[tzviaarchival]

Somebody really, really needs to cosplay Jean cosplaying Eren.

COSPLAYCEPTION.

[dominionoffandom-deactivated201]

I WAS GOOGLING SOKKA FOR DRAWING REFERENCE AND THIS WAS WHAT HAPPENED TO SHOW UP.

THERE WAS ZUKKA IMAGES THERE TO BUT THIS WAS TOO CUTE TO IGNORE.

[glintglimmergleam]

everyone’s always like “put idris elba in everything”

yes well elba is really fantastically wonderful

but GUYS there are so many other beautiful talented black british actors out there

nathan stewart jarrett

noel clarke

richard ayoade

adetomiwa edun

c’mon diversify your racebending a little

[tzviaarchival]

Don't forget Chiwetel Ejiofor...

[onlysaneman]

If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know”

[xsn0wfl4kex]

Costume swapping of Disney princesses 

Art by: Godohelp on deviantart