SPN has a gif for that

Netflix- the place where your hopes fly and your dreams die

[u-ltra-blue]

siri you fucking worthless idiot. iphones dont boil

[calumhoo-moved]

(▰˘◡˘▰)

[5sos]

NORTH AMERICA PT 1 // SLFL

[octolevi]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the State Farm commercial ‘Never’, a man professes he will never get married, have kids, or buy a minivan, but does all those things. The last thing he says is “I’m never letting go”, implying he’s about to abandon his family.

[u-ltra-blue]

IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZED THIS

[danielhowell]

about to get incredibly moist with @amazingphil 👬💦

[u-ltra-blue]

how wet can you get

[dimplelashton]

5 SECONDS OF SUMMER: A Summary

insp

[a-little-rebellious-5sos-blog]

This is amazingly cute 

[u-ltra-blue]

adorably accurate

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t follow the “respect is earned” philosophy. I respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Benedic Cumberbatch is only “hot” because he suddenly became very famous. If he was a regular guy, he would be rated mediocre at best.

[u-ltra-blue]

who's Barney Crumblecookie

[u-ltra-blue]

i didn't choose the single life

the single life grabbed my hand and dragged me into the darkest parts of tumblr

[whereversyouarex]

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i hate when i find out too much about someone or they do something bad or mean or just something that makes me look at them differently because i preferred the way i saw them before

[sexycliffconda]

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[luke5sos]

me: 5sos r just ppl lmao? im a massive fan but why scream n cry when u see them ?

me the first 0.43 seconds i meet 5sos: OHHHHHHHH O HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTT OHHHHHHHHH SHI

[u-ltra-blue]

ME AF

[slflfriends]

reblog this with what SLFL concert you are going to in the tags

[u-ltra-blue]

boy: send nudes? ;)

me: *sends a picture of stars*

boy: um wtf is this?

me: its me. its us. its humanity, stripped. this is our true nakedness- we are painted with stars and consumed by the cosmos, only to come back again brighter than before. my heart is the sun and my soul is the void.

[babybluedh]