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There has to be a solution!

I’ve had the internet for 30 mins, and all I have learned is that there are too many people, without clothing, who need it. 

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Language is for the living, don't let your tongue dry up like a fish on the beach. It would smell awful, and you would probably have to pay some fines. The local laws these days are very strict about old dried up tongues. Keep hydrated, and speak clearly lest you have to pay restitution's to your local government, for your smelly, old, shriveled up tongue!

ME: I want to talk to you

YOU: Well you can't.

ME: WHY?

YOU: You've imposed that on yourself...Maybe you should do something about it??

ME: No, thanks!

ME: Hey, why can't I talk to you?

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Man who was on the 8th line of the ABC song

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Were is there more?

There was not enough cheese today!

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I wish this were me!

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I could be anything!

My parents told me I could be anything when I grew up.

So I became a microwave.

My parents found out, and were displeased with me. They told me they did not approve of my life choices.

I told them their pizza was ready!

They still did not approve of me, or my 9 to 5 job, as a prominent microwave in the food service industry.

I had to show them my choice meant something so I reheated their leftovers. Chili goes best with sour cream and chives!

I love the kitchen. I sit on a shelf and food is shoved into my internal compartment, where I reheat delicious foods!

My father does not like the fact that I now have a popcorn button.

WHY WONT MY FAMILY LOVE MEEEE!!!!

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