Side Teeth

Send in them ask bois!

[ua-kamakiri]

Hiya! Just a reminder that Monoma’s birthday is coming up on May 13th!

Of course I remember! I’ll do something for him!

[ua-kamakiri]

Sometimes I do be sitting there and my brain is like:

POTATO

[ua-monoma]

And we dont WANT you back

..

[ua-kamakiri]

Nah we do tho.

[ua-monoma]

Pretty sure you've whored yourself out for less lol

Lovely.

[ua-awaseyosetsu]

Can you all fucking stop? This ain’t cute. Leave him alone.

[ua-monoma]

It’s alright, Awase-kun…

[ua-kamakiri]

I can make sure your body is never found, @ anon

[ua-kamakiri]

Some of y’all be like mince mince but you only chop chop. 😔😔😔

[ua-kamakiri]

Texting with Mine

Hey, Mine. I kind of have something I need to talk about.

@ua-mine

[ua-mine]

Yes?

[ua-kamakiri]

I was just realizing we’ve never really discussed if we’re open to poly.

[ua-mine]

I didn’t think we had to??? Why? Do you wanna be open?

[ua-kamakiri]

I mean...kind of..yeah.

[ua-mine]

Oh I see

[ua-kamakiri]

Do you want to be? If you don’t, I’m fine. I’m happy with you, Mine.

[ua-mine]

I mean.....if I want I don’t mind, I could try it.

[ua-kamakiri]

......up to you, Mine.

[ua-mine]

I’m down

[ua-kamakiri]

Cool. Works for me then.

[ua-kamakiri]

Texting with Mine

Hey, Mine. I kind of have something I need to talk about.

@ua-mine

[ua-mine]

Yes?

[ua-kamakiri]

I was just realizing we’ve never really discussed if we’re open to poly.

[ua-mine]

I didn’t think we had to??? Why? Do you wanna be open?

[ua-kamakiri]

I mean...kind of..yeah.

[ua-mine]

Oh I see

[ua-kamakiri]

Do you want to be? If you don’t, I’m fine. I’m happy with you, Mine.

[ua-mine]

I mean.....if I want I don’t mind, I could try it.

[ua-kamakiri]

......up to you, Mine.

[ua-kamakiri]

Texting with Mine

Hey, Mine. I kind of have something I need to talk about.

@ua-mine

[ua-mine]

Yes?

[ua-kamakiri]

I was just realizing we’ve never really discussed if we’re open to poly.

[ua-mine]

I didn’t think we had to??? Why? Do you wanna be open?

[ua-kamakiri]

I mean...kind of..yeah.

[ua-mine]

Oh I see

[ua-kamakiri]

Do you want to be? If you don’t, I’m fine. I’m happy with you, Mine.

[ua-kamakiri]

Texting with Mine

Hey, Mine. I kind of have something I need to talk about.

@ua-mine

[ua-mine]

Yes?

[ua-kamakiri]

I was just realizing we’ve never really discussed if we’re open to poly.

[ua-mine]

I didn’t think we had to??? Why? Do you wanna be open?

[ua-kamakiri]

I mean...kind of..yeah.

[ua-kamakiri]

Texting with Mine

Hey, Mine. I kind of have something I need to talk about.

@ua-mine

[ua-mine]

Yes?

[ua-kamakiri]

I was just realizing we’ve never really discussed if we’re open to poly.

[ua-kamakiri]

Texting with Mine

Hey, Mine. I kind of have something I need to talk about.

@ua-mine

[ua-kamakiri]

Lmfao

So like fuck people. Especially a certain group of business men I can’t name for legal reasons. But everything is a simulation and nothing matters so drink that shot and end up in prison for eating dogshit.

[ua-kamakiri]

Hello, I don't know if you're still doing the flower ask thing, but Alisons

Alison’s: Sexuality

I hope to god you didn’t mean to send this the 42 times this came through, but I’m bi.

[ua-kamakiri]

So what’s it like being in mine’s body?

Weird, can’t breath, short, too short. Also a new quirk.

[ua-kamakiri]

Why the FUCK is there another ME runnin' around?!

Multi-verse. Blah blah blah this has been explained but I guess you’re new. Some fissure must have opened in your universe. You can get back somehow. Stop freaking the fuck out.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Fuck the multiverse! Who fuckin’ started it?! I’ll kick their fuckin’ ass!

[ua-kamakiri]

Is this really how I sound to other people? I’m so sorry to anyone who talks to me. You can’t kick the universe’s ass.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Ah, yeah? Just try ta fuckin’ stop me! That universe won’t know what fuckin’ hit it!

You got any cool bugs here tho, bro?

[ua-kamakiri]

You go ahead and try. I’m still trying to sort out getting in my body. And yes, we do.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Yeah, speakin’ of fuckin’ which- What the FUCK happened to you? Why are you so fuckin’ tiny?!

[ua-kamakiri]

I’m not tiny! I’m fucking 6’2!

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Yeah, and I’m 6′6, you’re tiny to me!

[ua-kamakiri]

Different universe! Little changes happen. It’s not a big deal.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Yeah, “little” alright, shorty.

[ua-kamakiri]

God, someone needs to get you to bed. You need a nap?

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Beds are overrated- Hammocks are the only REAL sleepin’ uh… Apparatus? The fuck’s the right word?

[ua-kamakiri]

You’re cranky is what I’m saying. I don’t care for or know the word.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

I ain’t cranky! Seein’ another me that’s short as fuck is just a bit of a fuckin’ shock, y’know?!

[ua-kamakiri]

Yeah, alright. I guess it was a shock the first time.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

First time?! Don’t tell me there’s fuckin’ others…

[ua-kamakiri]

There’s other universes but not other us.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Well that’s fuckin’ boring- I wanted to make a bug army.

[ua-kamakiri]

The world wouldn’t be able to handle more of us.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

That’s the point, bro! Think of all the bugs n’ shit we could get…

[ua-kamakiri]

I’m fine with just one of me.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Well I’m hardly fine bein’ me, so I’d prefer findin’ another Kamakiri that ain’t as insufferable as me, ya dig?

[ua-kamakiri]

Unfortunately, I do.

[ua-kamakiri]

Why the FUCK is there another ME runnin' around?!

Multi-verse. Blah blah blah this has been explained but I guess you’re new. Some fissure must have opened in your universe. You can get back somehow. Stop freaking the fuck out.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Fuck the multiverse! Who fuckin’ started it?! I’ll kick their fuckin’ ass!

[ua-kamakiri]

Is this really how I sound to other people? I’m so sorry to anyone who talks to me. You can’t kick the universe’s ass.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Ah, yeah? Just try ta fuckin’ stop me! That universe won’t know what fuckin’ hit it!

You got any cool bugs here tho, bro?

[ua-kamakiri]

You go ahead and try. I’m still trying to sort out getting in my body. And yes, we do.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Yeah, speakin’ of fuckin’ which- What the FUCK happened to you? Why are you so fuckin’ tiny?!

[ua-kamakiri]

I’m not tiny! I’m fucking 6’2!

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Yeah, and I’m 6′6, you’re tiny to me!

[ua-kamakiri]

Different universe! Little changes happen. It’s not a big deal.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Yeah, “little” alright, shorty.

[ua-kamakiri]

God, someone needs to get you to bed. You need a nap?

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Beds are overrated- Hammocks are the only REAL sleepin’ uh… Apparatus? The fuck’s the right word?

[ua-kamakiri]

You’re cranky is what I’m saying. I don’t care for or know the word.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

I ain’t cranky! Seein’ another me that’s short as fuck is just a bit of a fuckin’ shock, y’know?!

[ua-kamakiri]

Yeah, alright. I guess it was a shock the first time.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

First time?! Don’t tell me there’s fuckin’ others…

[ua-kamakiri]

There’s other universes but not other us.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Well that’s fuckin’ boring- I wanted to make a bug army.

[ua-kamakiri]

The world wouldn’t be able to handle more of us.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

That’s the point, bro! Think of all the bugs n’ shit we could get…

[ua-kamakiri]

I’m fine with just one of me.

[ua-kamakiri]

Why the FUCK is there another ME runnin' around?!

Multi-verse. Blah blah blah this has been explained but I guess you’re new. Some fissure must have opened in your universe. You can get back somehow. Stop freaking the fuck out.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Fuck the multiverse! Who fuckin’ started it?! I’ll kick their fuckin’ ass!

[ua-kamakiri]

Is this really how I sound to other people? I’m so sorry to anyone who talks to me. You can’t kick the universe’s ass.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Ah, yeah? Just try ta fuckin’ stop me! That universe won’t know what fuckin’ hit it!

You got any cool bugs here tho, bro?

[ua-kamakiri]

You go ahead and try. I’m still trying to sort out getting in my body. And yes, we do.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Yeah, speakin’ of fuckin’ which- What the FUCK happened to you? Why are you so fuckin’ tiny?!

[ua-kamakiri]

I’m not tiny! I’m fucking 6’2!

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Yeah, and I’m 6′6, you’re tiny to me!

[ua-kamakiri]

Different universe! Little changes happen. It’s not a big deal.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Yeah, “little” alright, shorty.

[ua-kamakiri]

God, someone needs to get you to bed. You need a nap?

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Beds are overrated- Hammocks are the only REAL sleepin’ uh… Apparatus? The fuck’s the right word?

[ua-kamakiri]

You’re cranky is what I’m saying. I don’t care for or know the word.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

I ain’t cranky! Seein’ another me that’s short as fuck is just a bit of a fuckin’ shock, y’know?!

[ua-kamakiri]

Yeah, alright. I guess it was a shock the first time.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

First time?! Don’t tell me there’s fuckin’ others…

[ua-kamakiri]

There’s other universes but not other us.

[kamakiri-mandiblade-togaru]

Well that’s fuckin’ boring- I wanted to make a bug army.

[ua-kamakiri]

The world wouldn’t be able to handle more of us.