Naamloos

[asktheabysskogmaw]

Mun pic?

IS THE DAY WHERE THIS POST GETS 100 NOTES TO GET THE PIC.

Edit: Guys pls-

[asksonabuvelle]

[ask-zyra-thecuriousflower]

[ubergrunt]

friend cant shut up about stupid series

so one of my best friends has this new series she watches but like everytime i see something i get the urge to crawl my eyes out of their sockets and i have no clue how to make her stop it anyhelp?

[byforceofwill-blog]

Nokia, you are named after a nigh indestructible phone, why are you wearing two bits of cloth held together by a few strings?

[launix-blog]

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

[viciere]

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

[viciere]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

[solace-y]

because your law teacher defeated the law 

[nogoodpainting]

Know your enemy.

[bey]

it’s valentines day in 2 weeks & I don’t wanna pressure u guys but u should probably start planning how u’re going to confess your love to me

[vinesauce]

Best boss fight ever.

[xdarkestestatex]

Punch! Crit! DOG!

[nogoodpainting]

Dogs always come through for ya.

[ubergrunt]

classic punch crit dog

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

[housetohalf]

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

[palindrome-mystery]

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

[spiffypop]

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

[firebreathingeli]

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

[fuckingconversations]

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

she kicks ass like a coursing river

[tacorub]

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

[thatsthat24]

Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

[st-pam]

[ask-le-ali-di-demacia]

- Nasus - Akali - Fiddle - Ezreal - Taric - Jinx

[triatic]

If you break someone’s heart and they still talk to you with the same excitement and respect. Believe me they really love you.

Unknown. (via triatic)

[straightouttada-farst]

[prodigall-archived]

@thehowlinggale

[gifsboom]

[saintsideways]

just let him eat your leg you monster

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[as-per-usual]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Dami Lee

[lenaoxtonss-deactivated20180418]

WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.

LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.

PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.

DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY.

[scope-dogg]

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER

[crossedoutlitanies]

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

[allons-y-jawn-deactivated201211]

sodamnrelatable:

[biuntilprovenotherwise]

^reblogging again for that gif

[dustinis-deactivated20140430]

Accurate gif is accurate