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she/they. talk to me entertain me. space is cool but i'm bored

[askscuzznishimura]

[mod note: hi hey hello there are 2 of us. mod b (she/her) and mod s (they/them). mod s is writing this. hi :)]

@askthemechanisms

[askscuzznishimura]

[I feel I should add a disclaimer here just in case: The vast majority of Scuzz lore (Sclore… no that’s nothing) that is established on this blog is not canon. The actual canon for Scuzz is basically that they’re a ninja, play cello, speak Japanese, and one time they said “lol” in a fiction (in Japanese) (Breakup) (they also had a couple other lines). As for everything else, my source is I made it the fuck up.]

[gatorzaeder]

Take my gay cats, Tumblr!

This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[your-humble-capt]

Ashes is currently pissing me off. Like one piece of gold is gonna kill them. They’re a bitch.

Bastard.

Uh.

They’re a fucking bitchard and I hate them.

[askscuzznishimura]

got caught, did you?

[your-humble-capt]

Ashes is currently pissing me off. Like one piece of gold is gonna kill them. They’re a bitch.

Bastard.

Uh.

They’re a fucking bitchard and I hate them.

[askscuzznishimura]

got caught, did you?

[airlocked-doctor]

Can vampires drink non-blood drinks? This is a very important and serious question.

- @psychological-comfort-anon

(Ooc: I got an error when submitting this so you may see this ask multiple times, sorry)

Well, I don't know about other vampires, but I for sure can. I don't think I need to drink blood to survive to begin with.

[askscuzznishimura]

not testing that theory, i hope

[airlocked-doctor]

Well, I wasn't going to but now that you say it...

[askscuzznishimura]

😐 it’s going to bite you in the ass

[airlocked-doctor]

Can vampires drink non-blood drinks? This is a very important and serious question.

- @psychological-comfort-anon

(Ooc: I got an error when submitting this so you may see this ask multiple times, sorry)

Well, I don't know about other vampires, but I for sure can. I don't think I need to drink blood to survive to begin with.

[askscuzznishimura]

not testing that theory, i hope

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

damn is Jonny dyslexic or smth

No

I don’t got no issues with readin’ or writtin’

If anythin’ I’d say ‘m a natural

[askscuzznishimura]

if this is because of what i said, then no, anon, obviously not. that would be a weird thing to insult someone with.

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

My guess it was cause I called the book the issue but it was probably a mix of both

[askscuzznishimura]

yea probably

sorry. forgot we were on the make-weird-assumptions-about-people website.

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

damn is Jonny dyslexic or smth

No

I don’t got no issues with readin’ or writtin’

If anythin’ I’d say ‘m a natural

[askscuzznishimura]

if this is because of what i said, then no, anon, obviously not. that would be a weird thing to insult someone with.

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Readin’ in lowlight don’t do nothin’ I say as a fuckin’ headache starts

[askscuzznishimura]

well your eyes suck but at least you’re self aware

[death0nwings]

THE CROWS HAVE KNIVES EVERYONE RUN!!!!

>:]

[askscuzznishimura]

my uterus hates me scuzz.

- 🥀

😔

cramps are doing their thing, eh?

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

[askscuzznishimura]

one drawback to immortality without perfect memory is that at some point you will eat the best sandwich of your long, long life and go out of your way to memorise the shop name to come back to and then you’ll forget what planet it’s on. and nothing else will ever come close.

[askscuzznishimura]

:)

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