are you netflix, because i could watch you for hours. stalker riddler ass pickup line
ngl, for a 6ft tall man, hes pretty good at hiding from view. more specifically, your view.
i full heartedly believe that edward would be a door holder no matter how shy or how uncomfortable he is, so in that brief moment that he’s holding the door open for you, he obsessed with the way your scent just glides over him, the cute bounce in your step as you walk, from the way you dress to the way you say, “aww!! thank you so much, sweetheart!” that’s how bimbo slut!reader and eddie meet.
just how he becomes obsessed with you, bimbo slut!reader becomes obsessed with him. the way his arms grip the door and the musky smell coming off him as you pass him. he’s tall as fuck, but he hunches in on himself, trying to make himself seem smaller almost. hearing a tiny inhale from him as you walk past him.
after you walk in, he tries to be respectful of your space, but he can’t help himself getting closer to you, his hot breath tickling the nape of your neck.
who stalked who first? i mean bimbo slut!reader took photos of him when he wasn’t looking, everyone else thought she was taking photos of her boyfriend, considering they fr couldn’t stop staring at each other when the other one wasn’t looking.
it was so fucking easy to hack into her computer, phone, camera, her buildings security system, that eddie was so concerned about her, like he knows she’s stupid, but she didn’t even have a password for her phone..
eddies fucked his hand so hard, that she almost caught him right outside her window, curtains half shut, and while shes getting ready for bed. thin green panties with a little light green question mark she sewed the night before above her clit and a sheer nightie, he obviously took pictures, panting and groaning roughly.
for bimbo slut!reader, it wasn’t easy following eddie back to his apartment, he was so paranoid it was totally cute.
it was easy getting into his building and his apartment, she just bats her lashes at whoever and she gets a copy of his keys. she doesn’t touch anything but she takes videos of herself on his bed, orgasming at the thought of him watching her shove her fingers up her tight cunt. she knows he’s the riddler now, from all the decor and his suit, once she puts on his mask, she takes multiple photos of herself in compromising positions.
next part is him finding her!!! 😽🤭
yo this made like no sense, i’m a little sick so ill blame it on that…
