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just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

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My boyfriend broke up with me yesterday and I just took these today so honestly his mistake because I’m so cute

Will I ever stop buying graphic tees from the kids section of target? Absolutely not

I’m literally so hot and a man has the audacity to ghost me rn???? Ummmmmmpl

Yes I am the cutest teacher in the entire world thanks for noticing

I need to be told I’m hot right now immediately

I need to be told I’m hot right now immediately thank you

I just watched the movie Moxie and it’s so fucking annoying that a movie pushing a feminist agenda or whatever has zero fat characters

Like if I could’ve seen dynamic and cool fat characters in media growing up I probably wouldnt wallow is my ditch of self pity nonstop

If your feminist media excludes fat people and fat bodies then your feminist media is just media and it sucks

Golden hour is back babbbbyyyyyy

Did i cry for like 7 hours yesterday? Yeah but no one said it was easy being the most attractive person this side of the Mississippi/the entire world

I will be passing away now

I need (and deserve) attention !!

I refuse to abide by the societal standards of normal amounts of blush

Yes, it’s hard being the most attractive person in the entire universe. No, I don’t want to talk about it

I was FaceTiming my sister but my make up looks nice today who wants to get married?

define gerrymandering but in a way that i can understand

Just to give an idea how Buck Wild these district parameters can get , here's a list of districts who's contorted shapes resemble the alphabet

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