I MOVED

MOVED TO snake-girl

[ufover-you]

I MOVED!!! snake-girl

New Tumblr: snake-girl I tried logging in on my new phone, but it just wasn’t working out. So if you still wanna hang, get at me. 🐍💋

[ufover-you]

I MOVED!!! snake-girl

New Tumblr: snake-girl I tried logging in on my new phone, but it just wasn't working out. So if you still wanna hang, get at me. 🐍💋

[weloveshortvideos]

[spongy333]

she is healing herself!

[enterheavenalive]

Mood

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[ufover-you]

Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?

Me: I, um. I-I don't care?

Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

[ufover-you]

Family: Why are you wearing that flannel?

Me: Because I like it and it's comfortable.

Family: It's too big! You look like you're being eaten.

Me: You can ask my girlfriend how much I like being eaten.

Family:

Me:

Family:

Me: *sips tea* I'll show myself out.

[teenagerposts]

I'VE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS 🎄

[xavierstea]

[awesome-picz]

This Cat Has The Most Beautiful Eyes Ever.

[beardset]

Oh my fucking god the beauty

[wilwheaton]

This cat has expressed every single emotion I have ever felt.

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I’m addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. You’re a tiny weed nugget and I’m going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is. 

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

hands down the lamest post i’ve ever read in my life

[transtoryley-blog]

@ufover-you

[ufover-you]

OH MY GOD 💙💕

[frank--enstein]

[keithsweatshop]

[ufover-you]

@transtoryley

[nope11111111-deactivated2015091]

[flyzikcansuckadick-deactivated2]

There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.

[best-of-funny]

X

[mini-space-alien-blog]

i want to leave

[gangueiro]

[ooevilynoo]

🌙🐉

[ufover-you]

Family: Why are you wearing that flannel?

Me: Because I like it and it's comfortable.

Family: It's too big! You look like you're being eaten.

Me: You can ask my girlfriend how much I like being eaten.

Family:

Me:

Family:

Me: *sips tea* I'll show myself out.

[stonergirlproblems]

whats a stoner?

Stoner:     

Slang for somebody who smokes cannabis, often. Most people would talk them down as if they are better, though they often consume poisons such as alcohol and caffeine. Stoners are generally a friendly minority, peaceful, and harmless. The arrogant people bitching about them smoking marijuana, they are usually bigger problems then the people they denounce.

 (From Urban Dictionary)