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[sadclowncentral]

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me defending all the 14 year olds on tiktok who make horribly embarrassing videos because they're 14 and should be allowed to post cringe and not get mocked by grown adults with millions of followers for it

[ninehydras]

[joyflameball]

Does anyone ever think about that moment where Gordon was trying to explain to Benrey that he had the fucking HEV suit on which was the best form of ID he could possibly have so he didn't need to give MORE ID than that because he had the best fucking form of ID he COULD have

and he phrased it as "LOOK AT MY CHEST"

[joyflameball]

[yo-its-matt]

The tiktok-ification of tumblr is just 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[yo-its-matt]

Where the FUCK is the tag system search tab!!!!! I’m gonna chew off someone’s entire ARM and BEAT them with it. Violence

[yo-its-matt]

Okay so, much like tiktok, the search tab has been entirely consumed by what is now the video/livestream tab (fuckin ew). Can’t tell if this’ll turn out like the group chat feature and have so few people use it that it gets deleted, or if it’ll be the Blaze feature where we all abuse the fuck out of it for laughs while inadvertently making them money and driving efforts in the wrong direction- effectively making the app worse despite taking the piss out of it.

They’re trying to compete harder and earn more money, and it’s becoming less and less recognizable so like. Yeah, I’m a lil worried abt Tumblr man.

[yo-its-matt]

Sorry to be spamming my own RBs on this post but IMPORTANT IF YOU WANNA OPT OUT OF SEEING THIS FEATURE AND HAVE NORMAL ACCESS TO THE SEARCH TAB:

[yo-its-matt]

So uh. Didn’t realize they were using the term “snooze” LITERALLY, why the FUCK include an option to turn off a feature for ONLY THE NEXT WEEK?? I don’t want to see it at ALL fuck OFFFFFFF

[yo-its-matt]

Reblog this version, it has the most context

[taikeero]

THE INTERNET IS IN DANGER! FIGHT THE KOSA BILL !

PLEASE REBLOG AND SHARE THIS ANYWHERE YOU CAN !!!!!

CONTACT AND INFO MASTERPOST : https://linktr.ee/stopkosa

Read this post as well: https://www.tumblr.com/taikeero-lecoredier/702208764745515008/urgent-congress-trying-to-pass-anti-lgbt-bill Calling, sending emails, and faxing senators are important. I would also encourage anyone to make art or memes against the bill to spread the news further.

19/12/2022—————————————————–

!! Today may be our last day to push back against the bill !!

Please, please call the following senators and tell them to oppose KOSA, you have a call script right here    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IyBUe6frFGF44rJQU3TahZ5zyG3tC7jai_hPneAKlnM/edit#bookmark=id.lzykeihiqg70 Maria Cantwell: ( 202) 224-3441 Pelosi : [phone] Schumer : (202)2246542

Share this anywhere you can, as always you can find more informations and more way to contact senators in our linktree:   https://linktr.ee/stopkosa

[torrentarchive]

me, @sinful-voidss and @hadalpelagic–zone thought we had a good idea

[jibberr-jabberr]

whenvr i try reblogging this it freezes my window so hopfully this works this time

[ufozim]

Can you draw a hybrid between Error Sans, Sonic.exe, Tails Doll, Ugandan Knuckles, Bendy, Suicide Mouse, Bill Cipher, Slenderman and Jeff the Killer and also a image of them together reacting to it in the image?

i cannot even begin to imagine what the fuck that would look like, i think you just created some kind of lovecraftian being

[hustlerose]

me at home: 🏠🧍‍♀️

me at balls: 🍝

one hundred and sixty two spiders: 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

[kingofdoma]

i count 148, you bastard

[hustlerose]

look behind you.

[hustlerose]

can you guys please agree on how many spiders there are

[kald-dal-art]

All the entities of the Magnus archives in one place because i learnt that the Tumblr photo limit was higher than I thought.

Anyways this has been a fun series to draw for and have enjoyed seeing you guys feedback for it

[blacktobackmesa]

damn did I really write a scene about the Science Team having a potluck and not draw attention to what an absolute nightmare that would be? Like let's look at our attendees here

Tommy - eats soda for lunch, keeps loose tic-tacs in a random drawer at workplace for snacking

Bubby - Admits to eating food out of the garbage with no shame (it's free!) in the commentary intro segments

Coomer - Regularly consumes hazardous and gross fluids thanks to his cybernetically enhanced digestive tract(?)

Darnold - Made Gordon drink a metal barrel full of barely-tested-for-consumptipn liquid that had a record of melting through pyrex

Benrey - I don't know man it's Benrey

G-Man - favorite food is Arby's

[ufozim]

Benrey - Licks corpses

[lizardsister]

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

[v4mppunkk]

Sugar Cloud (from Ride the Cyclone) is, like, my favorite number and I can’t continue watching it get overlooked on tiktok or whatever like??

It’s so cathartic and beautiful especially with her monologue before it. Seeing everyone get together to dance and goof and support her and they’re finally NOT being controlled. Their movements aren’t pre-planned. It’s them and it’s beautiful.

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[brightwanderer]

Reblogging to save the lives of anyone who took their eye off tumblr for five fucking minutes and now thinks they’re living in an alternate universe. ;)

[Image ID: a black boot - as in the shoe - with a label that, bizarrely, reads “The greatest mafia movie ever made. Martin Scorsese presents GONCHAROV. Domenico Procacci Production. A film by Natted JWHJ0715 about the Naples Mafia.” End ID]

[Image ID: tumblr user abandonedambition replying to the picture of the boot with “this idiot hasn’t seen goncharov”. End ID]

(No, it’s not a real movie. The current tumblr meme is to joke post about the non-existent film, playing “yes, and” with other people’s posts. At the rate we’re going we will have generated a screenplay by the end of the week.

I’m explaining the joke because while I enjoy it a lot, it’s the kind of thing that can get genuinely confusing/distressing very fast if you’re not sure you can trust your memory.)

[hollowtones]

we all got to post more gay shit

[snoocola2]

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