[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[whalepunk]

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[knownqueerbaiter]

i’m having an affair with Open in New Tab

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[dogpuppy]

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[deathgasmic]

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

[hyunpic]

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now